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in talarico’s texas it’s mx. fat booty now
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
James Talarico has won the U.S. Senate election in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton. (via NBC) He becomes the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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a vast emptiness@curlymirmySep 24
if you are ever in texas, check out recycled books, they donated 12 water trucks to our ongoing campaigns in Gaza and the first one arrived today in Khan Younis, with about 6,610 liters of water
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trying my best not to become an insane and bitter person but the universe is testing me sooooooo hard this summer it’s crazy!!! they wanna steal my boyish charm!!!!!
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meant for my priv #whatever
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squeaky fromme the block@averpeeAug 20
I hope my future bridesmaids know me well enough to recognize that I don’t want a “cursive font pun banner with a drawing of an Aperol Spritz on it” type of bachelorette party. I want to do Jackass stuff
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making my wife make me a hot dogs when we get home from the bar >>>>>>>>>>
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within the next few months it’ll probably be considered treason to speak out against israel jesus fucking christ
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverJul 22
🚨 BREAKING: House passes bill to merge U.S. and Israeli militaries. Nearly every Democrat voted no.
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going through new and unexplainable horrors every day at my job right now and it is turning me into the joker
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hooters in my town is closing and people are losing it on facebook
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would rather have a baby at an event than some of the ppl my friends are married to tbh… at least the baby is cute, your idiot husband is just pissing me off the whole time
Great Lakes Wife (@GreatLakesWife_) profile pictureGreat Lakes Wife
@GreatLakesWife_Apr 18
You’ve heard of babies not being invited to weddings. Get ready to hear about my friend who was invited to a wedding along with her 7 week old, but her husband was not
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uber driver right now is listening to talk radio and the hosts are talking about how bad they want a two way translator for dogs so they can communicate with them god i love the radio
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straight up unless you are offering me at least 30% off you as an ebay seller need to stop sending me offers. idgaf about 10% be serious right now. give me the vintage gaultier for half off you moron i know it’s been sitting in your shop for 3 months
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André Treiber@andrebttxMar 3
Per the Texas Democratic Party, nearly a third of Williamson and Dallas County voters are being turned away when they try to vote due to confusion over polling locations, caused by Republicans opting not to hold countywide unified Joint Primaries.
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cary@brokebackstanFeb 27
the most fun you could have as a gay child in 2009 was watching the soup
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🎺 🐛@WikiOocFeb 10
Developing a weed strain that only works on women and sends the rest of the population into an abyss from which. Not even God would peer into
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i was born to dance and smoke weed and cry at the beauty of life and take shots with my friends at the bar not “work my job” on a friday night…
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@Bethenny5 Oct 2017
I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
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Was just in the gas station and saw nerds clusters and quietly whispered "girl kibbleeeeee" @flotustweet's influence is so vast
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