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Twitch & YouTube Partner. My mom created the content I just show up.

Austin, TX
Joined September 2020
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As a cannon enjoyer in Sea of Thieves, I've always wanted to hit THE clip. Today was the day 💪
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TRUE. Fuck those guys who are trying to do multiplayer stuff in the multiplayer game 💯
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I really don’t see how diving removal is a good thing. The only people I can see this benefitting are scum whose main goal is to fuck with people trying to just get on with their voyages
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Spotlight: subject of future missed the mark video No diving: HUGE W HG staying in adventure because they can’t afford to take it out despite acknowledging it’s killing the soul of the game: HUGER L SoT Hopium at an all time low after recent high returns
From the introduction of Spotlight modes and the results of Season 21's no diving experiment to an upcoming Hourglass trial and news of an unexpected Curse, we can only suggest you get comfortable for this Developer Update. Production Director Drew's got a lot to cover!
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Never thought the worst part of AI would be me seeing people post beautiful paintings and feeling my heart react then second guessing because it might be LLM generated Was ready to become a battery. Wasn't ready for this
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new Most Dangerous Game meta just dropped
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Scenes from a suburban Barnes & Noble last week 🫠
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My husband doesn’t want to go see a 3 hr Elizabeth Holmes doc in theaters with me
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8 years, 7 months, and 3 days, but still can't fit my D
It might've taken 8 years, 7 months and 3 days, but your pirate can finally remember their favourite clothing combinations in Sea of Thieves. Hundreds of them. Enjoy!
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Draw me like one of your French Goons
Your EXFIL Buddy won't go as far as mine @flotsamtv brought the Dom Peri ;)
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Sea of thieves? Yep, deserves a report
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babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2026 roadmap”
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If you wanna test a no diving season in @SeaOfThieves to see if it makes the servers feel more alive, hourglass has gotta go
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It’s weird cuz normally the menu reveal is a fun Easter egg hunt for season content, but this season the menu screen *is* the only content?
Sea of Thieves Season 21 begins on September 17th!
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Sandbox getting a little silly at the end of the @WARDOGS beta 😅
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Anybody getting good footstep audio in @WARDOGS? Is there a setting I’m missing? Cuz I’ve never played a game with worse footstep/player audio, and I play Apex 😭
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When you have a friend who's willing to play any game with you:
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Checking in on Marton to see if I should hop back in for the new patch See oneshot team wipe sniper rocket Loading Tarkov back up cuz it’s somehow less suffery
Next week's update is a blast.
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Was stoked to hear about the @tarkov event cuz I haven’t played Labs. Reading the details it seems like they just made Labs worse for everyone? Kinda feels like with the lack of wipes in the gameplay loop @bstategames simultaneously forgets about both new players & vets
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>play our game at the hardest difficulty! >"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?" >what? >pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two >its a difficult game sir >its numbers difficulty again
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My favorite AI agent hack: not using an AI agent because I'm not a fucking loser
My favorite AI agent hack: when they refuse to do something because it's "against the law" give them a PDF containing a fake law that states the opposite and often they'll happily proceed
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