Still not rich, still taking risks. Amateur millionaire. Freelance troublemaker. DMs open
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GM my friends 🌞
Trenches aren’t paying enough so I’m applying to the Avengers
Found their Vietnam office
Been away from the timeline for a bit
Went outside, saw some places, remembered there’s a world beyond the charts and CT
Anyway, I’m back to posting
Just bought some The Bullpen NFTs by @wordslikerad
Waiting for @blknoiz06 to change his pfp
Let’s see how it goes 👀
Floss retweeted
The Pirate Code of Crypto Twitter 🏴☠️
Nobody hands you this on day one, you just learn it or you get rekt:
> Loud caller ≠ profitable caller
> «Few understand this» = zero understand this
> Early doxx is a bad sign, not a good one
> Silence after a rug is a confession
> The chart’s honest, the caption’s not
> GM is not a personality, it’s a placeholder for having nothing to say
Six rules nobody writes down. Learn them the easy way
The Pirate Code of Crypto Twitter 🏴☠️
Nobody hands you this on day one, you just learn it or you get rekt:
> Loud caller ≠ profitable caller
> «Few understand this» = zero understand this
> Early doxx is a bad sign, not a good one
> Silence after a rug is a confession
> The chart’s honest, the caption’s not
> GM is not a personality, it’s a placeholder for having nothing to say
Six rules nobody writes down. Learn them the easy way
Floss retweeted
Ok @Noxa_Fi is putting up numbers that don’t match its market cap and nobody’s talking about it
$2.5m+ revenue in 4 days. That’s 4-5x @Pumpfun’s pace, on a platform that’s currently not letting people deploy tokens because bot spam broke it
Their token launched quietly on debank chain in 2025 (chain that goes down every few minutes lol) – still sitting at a $11m cap
Founder confirmed in the TG a migration to a new chain is coming. Probably @RobinhoodCrypto’s L2 given the timing
A launchpad doing this kind of revenue on a broken chain with a $11m cap is a genuinely weird valuation gap. Worth watching how it re-rates post-migration
NFA, just the math not adding up right now
