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Float Universe

@FloatUniverse

Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED

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Joined July 2015
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Never Goon
@NeverGoonAug 17
You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige
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met guy yesterday with an aura to match Michael Jordan or Jesus Christ himself. I can guarantee you, this guy never goons!!
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I hate it when people come up to the Amazon van or try to take the package off me like they are trying to help! I HAVE TO SCAN AND TAKE THE PICTURE AT THE DOOR
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The science behind flatline and semen retention.
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N'Golo⚡Wizard.Talk
@NgoloTeslaOct 21
The historical fountain of youth has been rediscovered, it was in your home all along, you just needed the right instructions. Bless you!
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A nice science explanation of what happens in the brain when you enjoy porn or any other high dopamine content with no real effort by the user. Cooperation between men in people with high T, it's true.
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Woke Beyond
@WokeBeyondOct 15
I’m not sure this acid has hit me yet, and won’t know until everyone looks like that Soundgarden video from the 90s. Better take more. Oh fuck
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Johatsu Exe
@JohatsuExeOct 11
ketamine, every week. That's Elon Musk, the CEO your index fund is betting on. "Do you ever abuse it?" Pause. "I don't think so." "You don't think so?" he says it's prescribed, for a "negative chemical state" in his brain. His defense: "If you've used too much ketamine, you can't really get work done." Tesla's 10-K says it's "highly dependent" on him. Your S&P 500 fund holds Tesla. priced in, or is nobody asking?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 11
If you’re a world-class chip design or production engineer, consider joining SpaceX or Tesla. How cool would it be to iterate on designs and customize production machines at lightning speed?
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Vashi Nedomansky, ACE
@vashikooOct 13
ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND (1972) contains an unbroken 30-second shot that shows Alice magically shrinking in the frame after eating a magic mushroom, which continues to baffle people for over 50 years. What you see really happened in one take with no cuts. There were no green screens, no compositing shots together and no digital VFX or CGI. It was captured in camera. How do you think this incredible shot was accomplished?
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tomkruise
@tom777kruiseOct 14
entire psychological operations are being conducted around me to absolutely no effect whatsoever
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Beff (e/acc)
@beffjezosOct 14
"Oh this? This is just an entity from the nether realm I summoned by enscribing runes on magic stones I forged in a sacred kiln, then proceeded to cast certain spells to distill the collective conscious to imbue it into the substrate. Don't worry, it doesn't have a soul."
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SPACEX from my backyard this morning
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Everything
@isjuustadreamOct 10
Bro?
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Everything
@isjuustadreamOct 8
It seems we're trapped in a story of some kind
wil michael (@wilplatypus) profile picturewil michael
@wilplatypusOct 7
take a look, it's in a book
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He claims that the Apollo mission was faked.
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Temet Nosce@GnothiSeaOct 4
The existence of the higher power must be admitted & recognized. Ego is a very powerful elephant and cannot be brought under control by anyone less than a lion who, in this instance, is none other than the guru, whose very look makes the elephant tremble and die. Ramana Maharshi
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