@FloatUniverse

Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED

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Joined July 2015
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A nice science explanation of what happens in the brain when you enjoy porn or any other high dopamine content with no real effort by the user. Cooperation between men in people with high T, it's true.
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The Fourth Way
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Woke Beyond
@WokeBeyondOct 15
I’m not sure this acid has hit me yet, and won’t know until everyone looks like that Soundgarden video from the 90s. Better take more. Oh fuck
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Johatsu Exe
@JohatsuExeOct 11
ketamine, every week. That's Elon Musk, the CEO your index fund is betting on. "Do you ever abuse it?" Pause. "I don't think so." "You don't think so?" he says it's prescribed, for a "negative chemical state" in his brain. His defense: "If you've used too much ketamine, you can't really get work done." Tesla's 10-K says it's "highly dependent" on him. Your S&P 500 fund holds Tesla. priced in, or is nobody asking?
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 11
If you’re a world-class chip design or production engineer, consider joining SpaceX or Tesla. How cool would it be to iterate on designs and customize production machines at lightning speed?
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Vashi Nedomansky, ACE
@vashikooOct 13
ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND (1972) contains an unbroken 30-second shot that shows Alice magically shrinking in the frame after eating a magic mushroom, which continues to baffle people for over 50 years. What you see really happened in one take with no cuts. There were no green screens, no compositing shots together and no digital VFX or CGI. It was captured in camera. How do you think this incredible shot was accomplished?
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tomkruise
@tom777kruiseOct 14
entire psychological operations are being conducted around me to absolutely no effect whatsoever
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Beff (e/acc)
@beffjezosOct 14
"Oh this? This is just an entity from the nether realm I summoned by enscribing runes on magic stones I forged in a sacred kiln, then proceeded to cast certain spells to distill the collective conscious to imbue it into the substrate. Don't worry, it doesn't have a soul."
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SPACEX from my backyard this morning
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Everything
@isjuustadreamOct 10
Bro?
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Everything
@isjuustadreamOct 8
It seems we're trapped in a story of some kind
wil michael
@wilplatypusOct 7
take a look, it's in a book
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He claims that the Apollo mission was faked.
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Temet Nosce@GnothiSeaOct 4
The existence of the higher power must be admitted & recognized. Ego is a very powerful elephant and cannot be brought under control by anyone less than a lion who, in this instance, is none other than the guru, whose very look makes the elephant tremble and die. Ramana Maharshi
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@lowkeyalbertOct 2
how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns
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Everything
@isjuustadreamOct 3
If a new ager becomes enlightened at a spiritual retreat and no one notices did he even become enlightened tho
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Miilato
@litteralyme0Oct 1
how it feels realizing you spent years choosing the easy version of everything
Naval
@navalSep 30
When you look back, you’ll wish you’d just done the long-term version of everything.
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lynk
@lynk0xSep 30
Don’t Waste Your Potential.
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Bodie Satva
@themopinomiconOct 1
Operate from your heart instead of your head and watch life get fucking weird and magical. It generates an electric field after all. Bigger than the one your shitty brain makes.
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