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High Priest Imhotep

@fleetw00d_jack
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Joined February 2018
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If you’re not scissoring your bi girlfriend during pride month then don’t call yourself an ally
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I'm writing with my offhand at work in support of Jaylen Brown. How are YOU supporting the Boston Celtics today?
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@highimwayne4 Mar 2023
Replying to @BleacherReport @wojespn
@BleacherReport @wojespn
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Joe Mazzulla was a better coach when he didn’t have job security
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoud1 Mar 2023
Drake says he relates to girls with "Huge Tits"
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what did he mean by this
An edited screenshot of a tweet from Joe Biden that said “if Congress passes a law about sharing fully-loaded nachos, I will veto it”

ALT An edited screenshot of a tweet from Joe Biden that said “if Congress passes a law about sharing fully-loaded nachos, I will veto it”

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jo@whatsJo28 Jun 2017
I need someone else to prevent forest fires for like 10 minutes.
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They should make a mocktail that gets you drunk
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Who you choosing? 👀
31%Anck-su-namun
27%Lily from AT&T
42%The girl who ignores me
26 votes • Final results
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Horny on Maine
It's a weather map of Maine that says "PLOWABLE" in huge letters across the state

ALT It's a weather map of Maine that says "PLOWABLE" in huge letters across the state

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Liver king has gotta smell so bad
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Death is only the beginning
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fongos@fongos120 Feb 2023
do you agree with stephen A and scal? today's ESPN podcast:
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Men need to toil. As a man I should be toiling over something
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You’re a guitar hero, son. Like your father, and his father before him. *hands you a sticky controller* (the green button only works if you press it really hard)
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That mark means you're a protector of man, a warrior for God, a Medjai. 🦂
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If I were to say to you, I’m a stranger traveling from the east searching for that which is lost….Then I would reply that I am a stranger from the west it is I whom you seek
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*me sneakin right by ya* Scuuuuuuuse me
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Cuban trading for Kyrie
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5’11” when I stand on top of my money
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Christian@Tarihc782 Feb 2023
McDonald’s Snack Wraps
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charlie@chunkbardey31 Dec 2022
there should be an emoji that expresses genuine and true fear
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