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carol sturka can’t make a friend can’t write a book she loves can’t sing can’t golf can’t even kill herself right. all time character.
she’s so blondddeeeee we have to start asking who is doing her box dye when it’s the end of the world
40%herself
40%manousos
20%secret third option
15 votes • 49 minutesa year from now we’re going to see the scene where stursia are psychosexually torturing each other via a landline and we’ll be like huh they rlly rolled up to a soccer game like heyyyy let’s put the 12 hour shoot of intense emotional exchange behind us and kick Balls
my gut knew ms linka would be there because what the hell else does she got goin on on a Saturday night in ABQ besides watch her colleague kick a ball but there was a darkness on the timeline not allowing for such whimsical musings!!!!!
1 year since pluribus aired and back then I made this but never shared. posting now in honor of the 800 reply guys we used to get during our two month run.
i like thinking about how Rhea is currently thinking a lot about Carol because if you’re thinking about Carol you really have to think a lot of gay thoughts which Rhea is doing right now if you really think about it
when it comes to Elizabeth Holmes and Amanda Seyfried who is the innie and who is the outie… arguments to be made for either way…
I would like to audition for Zosia’s prison side piece who is offended in the after-life that the World didn’t consider me important at all when Zosia hit that “it was a long time ago” (aka NOT referring to me). I am dead and it’s because Carol killed me btw.








