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๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐†๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ ( parody )

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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € can you feel me longing โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € for you, @__luxwrites ? โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

 parody โ€” read pinned tweet !!
xn--vecna-pqs.xn--6ii/
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แ…  แ… แ…  แ…  แ… แ…  แ… แ…  แ…  xitter.cf/i/events/1594735097382โ€ฆ
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โ € โ € โ€œ your mother drilled me like a damn sergeant the whole meal, but hey, i survived, and so will you. theyโ€™re all very excited to meet you, so donโ€™t sweat it, yeah? he brings both of his hands to his lips, softly kissing his knuckles before he lets go. โ€œ come on, + โ €
๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป .แŸ (@HVRBOREDVNGER) profile picture๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป .แŸ@HVRBOREDVNGER2 Jul 2023
โ €โ €โ € โ€œYeah. Iโ€™ve just got a lot โ €โ €โ € going through my head. โ €โ €โ €I know Iโ€™m going to get asked โ €โ €โ € a lot of questions and I โ €โ €โ € hate it.โ€ Seeing him eased him a bit and he stopped pacing.
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โ € โ € ma managed to get you some of those o blood bags you like. she said sheโ€™s going to warm them up whenever weโ€™re on the way. โ€ โ €
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โ € โ € toby lets out a sigh, pushing the door open to find him pacing the floor. he snatches the blood bag, tossing it into the waste bin. โ€œ you canโ€™t drink yourself into a coma, jes. your mom would murder me if i let that happenโ€ฆ whatโ€™s wrong? nervous or something else? โ€ โ €
๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป .แŸ (@HVRBOREDVNGER) profile picture๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป .แŸ@HVRBOREDVNGER2 Jul 2023
Jesse was pacing back and forth in the bathroom, sucking down another blood bag. It was his tenth of the morning. โ €โ €โ € โ€œYou piss them off? Iโ€™m the one โ €โ €โ € thatโ€™s freaking out!โ€
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โ € โ € knocking on the bedroom, trying to get @HVRBOREDVNGERโ€™s attention. โ€œ hey, you know i hate to rush perfection, but we gotta head out in about ten minutes for this family dinner. i donโ€™t want to piss them off again. " โ €
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โ € โ € i mean โ€ฆ youโ€™re welcome to try, but that doesnโ€™t mean iโ€™m not gonna run. โ €
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โ € โ € and why canโ€™t i go? iโ€™m the one with the keys, arenโ€™t i? โ €
๐–‘๐–Ž๐–Š๐–š๐–™๐–Š๐–“๐–†๐–“๐–™ ๐–‘๐–š๐– โ˜† ( ARCHIVED ) (@firstorderizms) profile picture๐–‘๐–Ž๐–Š๐–š๐–™๐–Š๐–“๐–†๐–“๐–™ ๐–‘๐–š๐– โ˜† ( ARCHIVED )@firstorderizms29 Jun 2023
I'm literally just picking up groceries
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โ € โ € ... if you get down on all fours, annette and i are RUNNING. โ €
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โ € โ € canโ€™t leave me if you donโ€™t have keys. โ €
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๐„๐‘๐€๐ƒ๐ˆ๐‚๐€๐“๐Ž๐‘ / NEW PINNED ! (@SlLENTLYM0URNS) profile picture
๐„๐‘๐€๐ƒ๐ˆ๐‚๐€๐“๐Ž๐‘ / NEW PINNED !@SlLENTLYM0URNS23 Apr 2023
แ… แ…  แ… แ…  แ…  ๐Œ๐€๐Œ๐ˆโ€™๐’ ๐†๐Ž๐๐๐€ ๐„๐‘๐€๐ƒ๐ˆ๐‚๐€๐“๐„ ๐˜๐€ ! แ… แ…  แ… แ…  แ… 
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โ € โ € yeah, yeah โ€”โ€” woof woof. can you get me out of here please? i hate calling on ya, but youโ€™re all i got. โ €
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โ € โ € i said i bit the night guard? do we have a bad connection or something? โ €
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โ € โ € I GOT WHAT YOU ๐๐„๐„๐ƒ . โ € โ €
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โ € filter : kaijucatedits. โ € โ €
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โ € โ € snagging the joint from her lipsโ€”โ€”. your stash or mine? just curious. โ €
๐‘๐Ž๐๐˜๐ ๐๐‘๐Ž๐Ž๐Š๐’ (@ofcrownheights) profile picture๐‘๐Ž๐๐˜๐ ๐๐‘๐Ž๐Ž๐Š๐’@ofcrownheights30 Jan 2023
sits down in his lap with a joint between her lipsโ€”
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โ € โ € yeah? i just donโ€™t like wearing them! โ €
๐™‹๐™ƒ๐™„๐™‡๐™‡๐™„๐™‹ ๐˜ผ๐™‡๐™๐™ˆ๐˜ผ๐™‰. (@familyscrewup) profile picture๐™‹๐™ƒ๐™„๐™‡๐™‡๐™„๐™‹ ๐˜ผ๐™‡๐™๐™ˆ๐˜ผ๐™‰.@familyscrewup30 Jan 2023
dude, do you own a shirt?
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โ € โ € oh another fuckinโ€™ painting went missing. nothing too concerning, my love. itโ€™ll show up eventually. โ €
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โ € โ € fucking christ โ€ฆ what a fucking day. โ €
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๐๐€๐‹๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐๐„. ( parody . ) (@homovehementi) profile picture
๐๐€๐‹๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐๐„. ( parody . )@homovehementi17 Jan 2023
โ € โ € WHEN YOUโ€™RE GONE, Iโ€™LL STILL BE BLOODY MARY.xn--6ii/.โ € โ€”โ€” doctor rey palpatine . โ € โ €
๐๐€๐‹๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐๐„. ( parody . ) (@homovehementi) profile picture๐๐€๐‹๐๐€๐“๐ˆ๐๐„. ( parody . )@homovehementi17 Jan 2023
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โ € โ € alright, alright, weโ€™ll get you a soft pretzel. any other requests? โ €
แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช ๐š‚๐šŽ๐š—๐šž๐šŠ แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช (@deathwitch_) profile pictureแ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช ๐š‚๐šŽ๐š—๐šž๐šŠ แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช@deathwitch_10 Jan 2023
โ € โ € Soft pretzels fix everything. Now gimme gimme gimme ๐Ÿฅจ โ €
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โ € โ € can you please explain how a soft pretzel consumes the hangry demon? they arenโ€™t too salty for you? โ €
แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช ๐š‚๐šŽ๐š—๐šž๐šŠ แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช (@deathwitch_) profile pictureแ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช ๐š‚๐šŽ๐š—๐šž๐šŠ แ›‹แ›–แšพแšขแšช@deathwitch_10 Jan 2023
โ € โ € Only if you get me a soft pretzel. And Iโ€™m not a sweet girl, Iโ€™m h a n g r y. โ €
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