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Joined August 2022
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SNL would still be funny if we just kept bullying theatre kids
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I had a dream I was the Asian cigarette and cash man from tik tok last night
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2022 was the year of the female lip filler and i stg it’s getting out of hand
Missing DMX on this fine friyay 😇
No hell is hot enough for the people who made American culture and society into a video game where people chase attention and status for hate. And the end of that toxic culture cannot come soon enough. (end)
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What percent of the white collar workforce are just professional google-ers
Oh, yea. It’s me. I’m your dad.
I want my life story narrated by Greg the egg
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why havent we been breeding housecats bigger than they currently are? i feel like it wouldnt be that hard to make a concerted effort to get gigacats
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“They put me as the prophet” -ye
I take her online course so that you can join the puppeteers of the 1%!
The future is already here. The 1% who understand it will run the world. Here's a thread of key concepts that will get you up to speed, quickly:
Buyin a pet in your 20’s is the clearest signal of mental illness
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Special points if A) it has an Instagram B) it’s an alt pet (rabit, lizard, etc)
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“i’m going to learn about investing” journey phase 1: intelligent investor > ben graham & warren buffet, value investing, some peter lynch stuff, maybe even some greenblatt & klarman if you’re adventurous “ok i’ll buy good companies at fair prices, what else is out there?”
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B2b saas can go ahead and suck me
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The general public smells like cheese Why is no one talking about this?
Zuck this, zuck that…. Only thing I know for sure is you clearly aren’t getting Zuck’d off
No! Kendall locked me in a cage, I went weird and started wetting the bed, and that’s why dad sent me to Saint Andrew’s
This is what goes through republicans heads 3-5x/day
If shit hit the fan and you had to take care of yourself and your family for a month could you do it? How about 6 weeks? No cell service / internet / total chaos. What if the folks around you got hungry and desperate?
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