flat babchik

Just gonna be honest, right now if @AaliyahLove69 were to play Pam Bondi in a movie, it would be her opportunity to have a massive legacy style hit like @thereallisaann in Nailin Palin.

You just know that @karnsies817 is salivating over sanders being in the game. Probably cupping #12’s balls while he plays like absolute shit!

Welp, I’ve already broken no nut November. Twice.

Spiro saying that they are happy that Fitzpatrick is okay. I don’t want anyone to be hurt but I will always have hate in my heart to that man because of the dirty hit on Chubb. #Browns

Let it be known that @Fritolay has created the pinnacle of cheese dips when it created the mild cheddar cheese dip. There is none higher and we should all rejoice as we use this delectable sacrament to improve the food of mere mortals.

The bass player for @The_Fear_Band looks like a young Chris from @LessThanJake

Masterful!

I don’t wear shorts with a short inseam because I don’t want to look like a dick, and I don’t want you looking at my dick.

Boy @KirkHerbstreit really showing his ass with the negative comments about the game.

I’m going to be real here: @laurenboebert is an attractive woman. She is also not a very bright, and is a raging hypocrite. She is proof that being attractive can only be skin deep, because when she talks or acts, all of her attractiveness goes out the window.

Boebert is getting divorced. You just have to believe that her fine crazy ass is just about to unleash

Had the flu all weekend. Haven’t been stoned or drunk for 3 days. This isn’t how I imagined sobriety

Hey @NFLOfficiating maybe get your heads out of your asses and start calling this

I’d bang Lauren Boebert. She probably does that thing that I think I might like

Unpopular take. Lauren Boebert has a banging body. We can also all agree that she is batshit crazy

It’s my birthday today. I love tiddies

New product idea: a toilet that says “show me your butthole” everytime you sit down on the seat