@flashfloodprint

overheard @ Flash Flood, all of the out of context quotes you never wanted // [email protected] for quotes/inquiries or visit the website in our bio

 Tulsa, OK
flashfloodprint.com/quotes
Joined June 2012
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“Turtle day reminded you of the pledge of allegiance!” “And that’s AMERICA”
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“He partied too close to the sun!”
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“…what’s my favorite egg???”
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“Where are you taking those tiny feet?” 🐾
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“Giggles are the glue that hold our hearts together!”
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“Tell your food you love it, or you’ll die!” 😈😈😈
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“Hey! Come bathe in this blood too, buddy!”
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“Can I use your pickle knife?”
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“I don’t need love, I need corn dogs, maaaan!”
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“What’s the opposite of a resurrection?!?!?!!” “…the rapture?” “THE RAPTURE!”
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Flash Flood Print Studios retweeted
Dan Rocky@DanRockyy1 Feb 2023
I did not have sexual relations with that chair!
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(Quietly) “…can I see the butt?”
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“I only have two because I don’t have cheese!” 🚫🧀
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“I think the legs are relatable!” 🦵🏽🦵🏽
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“I wanted it to be bursting at the seams, but it doesn’t even fit in the pants!” 🚫👖
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“It’s because the pants are too big” obviously
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“I know it’s not cool to trust your government but..I trust em a little bit!” 🥴
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“Wolf brand chili opens your mind….!” 🤯
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*whispers* “it’s the hot dogs…” 🥴
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“I don’t think that man looks like he likes to plant trees…”
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