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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work
Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids
Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead?
Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
My Cat: Noooooo! I don't wanna go on the part of the bed that just has a sheet. I only wanna be on the part with the blanket!
Me: You were a barn cat before we adopted you! You lived outside for years! I literally saw you sleeping in dirt!
My Cat: NO SHEET! ONLY BLANKET!
yappybara retweeted
Hard to overstate how much the Amy Acton Mom ad is what the modern GOP is about. All these anxieties about how people (especially women and children) might use their agency to break bonds of filial duty and free themselves, rather than be subject to control and abuse.
We sort of satirize them as the “you can’t groom my kids, that’s MY job!” Party, but this ad is very nearly that explicit argument. They don’t want schools to empower young people to find the autonomy to come out as gay or trans, they don’t want colleges to teach young adults about the breadth of the world and the human dignity of people from diverse backgrounds, they don’t want women to have financial independence and jobs and no-fault divorce.
At the heart of the GOP is this very straightforward premise: “there are some people whom it is my right to abuse. They are my property, and they owe me total obedience; freeing themselves from my abuse is a betrayal of natural hierarchy and divine law. You are trying to take my victims away from me, and I’ll do anything to stop you.”
yappybara retweeted
Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
yappybara retweeted
Milwaukee, you’re GOING BACK to the WORLD SERIES!
Wins To Go: 4
World Champions: 🔹🔹🔹🔹
NL Pennant: 🔸🔸🔸🔸
NLDS: 🔸🔸🔸
#ThisIsMyCrew
#WinOurWay
#SeePinnedPost
yappybara retweeted
This is what every single Democrat should be doing to their opponent btw. Republicans like this should be publicly humiliated for their disgusting beliefs
yappybara retweeted
Predictably, Smoltz immediately pivoted to "well actually, this is a good thing that Blake Snell gave up a homer on the first pitch of the game"
yappybara retweeted
the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
yappybara retweeted
go ahead. rub the fluffy tummy. surely nothing bad will happen if you rub the fluffy tummy
yappybara retweeted
Jackson Chourio has 15 career postseason RBI.
PCA has 5 career postseason total bases.
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CRIS COLLINSWORTH: So the rain’s pouring, I’m covered in mud and Jac’s got the flashlight. I finally jimmy open the casket with a crowbar and I drive that stake right into his heart, Mike. Well, would you believe the darn guy’s not even a vampire?
MIKE TIRICO: Goff gains two.

































