Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice...

I am the sandtrap on the fairway of evil...

I am the cosmic ray that flips your bits!

I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop...

I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime...

I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink...

I am the grade curve that gives you an F...

I am the jailer who throws away the key...

I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul...

I am the terror that flaps in the night...

I am the fall-through in your switch statement...

I am the electrician who short-circuits the power lines of crime...

I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul...

I am the vulnerable openssl in your docker image!

I am the cosmic ray that flips your bits!

I am the auditor that wants to look at your books...

I am the burnt-out bulb you cannot reach...

I am the heimlich maneuver for the choking victims of crime...

I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag...

I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop...