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Joined January 2023
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guys calm down its ok we still have ethan hughes
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won’t be in town for freo collingwood is it over for me
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ok those geelong girls are kinda good
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north are so morally corrupt and i hate them
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what even is brisbane lions i don’t think they have lions in brisbane
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lachie neale shouldve gone to adelaide and nobody wouldve batted an eye
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wouldn’t mind bobby hill at freo. reckon he’d go alright under sonny’s wing
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ditch the herald sun posters next year and get a local artist from each club’s area to create something
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for something contributing to a children’s charity, the older posters were much more palatable and fun. now theres far too much focus of ferocity, muscle and tattoos, and the novelty isnt there. lost the point, start over.
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every time i remember switta has played his last game i feel SICK!!! thats goat! come back!
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however… scerri september 2027
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are we going for the narrative that gws shouldve picked ashcroft? afaik thats not even possible
2022 AFL Draft Rewind 1. Aaron Cadman (GWS Giants) 2. Will Ashcroft (Brisbane) 🏆🏆🏆 3. Harry Sheezel (Nth Melbourne) 4. George Wardlaw (Nth Melbourne) 5. Elijah Tsatas (Essendon) @aflratings_GM
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preparing myself for the inevitable 'what even is wharfie time' questions from my victorian colleagues
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if moose is out for most of next year is now the time to hand over the captaincy?
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if you change this to only during AFL era, its 3 of 6 becoming premiers, with 4 making the grand final and all 6 making finals. very different story
The Dockers became the 29th team in V/AFL history to lose a Grand Final by 10 points or less. Of the previous 28, only five won the flag the following year. afl.com.au/news/1623180/what…
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like i hate to say it but i don’t think what happened in 1899 is very reflective of todays game. never watched it though so could be wrong!
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this is why i hate all those random stats like ‘a team has never won a prelim after losing by _ points in a qualifying final’ ‘no team has ever made finals after sitting in _ ladder position in round _’ its actually not that serious anyone can do anything
Defence wins premierships? Well, not in 2026. The Lions completed the three-peat despite conceding the most points in finals by any premier in V/AFL history. afl.com.au/news/1624541/way-…
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sure its impressive but we knew brisbane were a good team. making everything sound statistically impossible, or pulling from an extremely low sample size is just silly. nobody has ever won a wildcard final from 7th on the ladder.. good luck to anyone in that position next year!
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my hot take on this is that the club fairest and best not being the same as whoever got the most brownlow votes is pretty reasonable
Collingwood has changed the voting system for the Copeland Trophy to reward 'extreme games'. Players can now poll up to 30 votes per game, up from 20 in 2025 when Darcy Cameron beat Nick Daicos @AFLcomau tinyurl.com/yx6bj45c
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anyway i stole lachie neales twitter username so whos the real winner
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