Given the political mayhem, there have been very few times over the last couple of years when I've been sad to no longer be a civil servant but this exquisite piece of civil service drafting is making me nostalgic...

My local cooking school is offering an "English Christmas dinner" class. Forget the fact we eat turkey not beef and Yorkshire pudding - no English person eats lettuce for Christmas dinner!

Enjoying the @FT front page today. What could they be trying to suggest?!

Grocery shopping in San Francisco. I'll have some kombucha, some kale and 200 Bitcoin please...

@RestoHardware maybe you could promote "responsible forest management" by not sending me two inches of unsolicited and unwanted paper this week. So wasteful

Local gift shop wears it's political heart on it's sleeve! Just needs a @KamalaHarris doll and we're all set! #724daystogo

@RexLondonUK just opened my son's pull back fire engine he got for Christmas to find it has no motor, wheels or instructions, just the foam pieces. Disaster and very sad boy. How has that happened? Am I missing something?!

Buy this for your relatives this holiday season and help the black economy! Inspired by this I'm changing all my passwords and installing a password manager. "In one easy & organised location"...🤦