The best Secret Santa and Chirstmas gifts 馃巵 for under a fiver on Amazon UK. 馃捀 Curated by @edent & @summerbeth 馃 Affiliate links, obviously 馃巹

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If going to the corner shop and buying a bar of dairy milk is somehow beneath you. 拢3.99 ift.tt/2E5OijK
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For anyone planning on spending the festive period the way I intend to spend mine! 拢0.89 ift.tt/2OIj0CJ
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Don't just dream of a White Christmas - buy one in. 拢4.03 ift.tt/2XIjEUL
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Get a massive candy cane with zero calories. 拢1.40 ift.tt/2OcYISK
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Make your littlest room 57% more festive. 拢4.66 ift.tt/34gBQaj
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Fake a home break-in complete with animal attack and claim on insurance! 拢3.62 ift.tt/35qcW8s
For smart-phoning on the go even in frosty weather. 拢4.99 ift.tt/2D7jFrE
Happy slap Santa, only less violent. 拢2.20 ift.tt/2rc3pDb
Top fashion tip: peacocks will be *everywhere* in 2020. 拢1.19 ift.tt/2s8tcg3
For kids to practice on until they're old enough to smoke a real pipe. 拢1.09 ift.tt/2D7mOYA
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If squeezing a fake poo makes you feel calmer I won't judge. 拢1.99 ift.tt/2KXyQZ9
Gentle post dinner fun. Unless you have a seriously competitive streak. 拢3.99 ift.tt/2KFdz6j
Good way to gauge how good your aim is after a few sherries! 拢4.99 ift.tt/2qlyGUh
Rationing yourself to one chocolate per day is excellent training in self discipline. 拢4.25 ift.tt/331psJT
Your very own lightsabre... (do not give this as a Secret Santa gift unless you want HR to investigate.) 拢3.46 ift.tt/34vfkKT