I am an avid data technologist, proud dad to 3 boys, husband, community teacher, live music fan and fishing fanatic.
Southern California
Joined February 2014
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Hey @elonmusk how about we get "Audit Mode" where when we say "I'm being pulled over" the car automatically records all cameras and audio.
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Hey @socaledison! You continue to amaze me at your incompetence. You even include a link encouraging me to tweet about it! Happy to oblige.....
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Ted Stathakis retweeted
Eleven years ago today, #CitizensUnited opened the floodgates for unlimited dark money in our politics. Since then, corporations have doubled down on trying to drown out the voices of everyday people. To put families first, we need campaign finance reform.
#SQLHelp
Why does this work?
SELECT PATINDEX('%]%', @Expression)
But this doesn't
SELECT PATINDEX('%[%', @Expression)
@Expression =
ISNULL([MANNEQUINS:Guys Legs:SALES TOTAL], 0)
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Ted Stathakis retweeted
McConnell says 5 days is not enough time for Senate to convict Trump of inciting an insurrection against the United States government. But he got Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination from Senate floor to confirmation in 4 days.
Move it, Mitch. Now.
My favorite is #4. "...the modern CFO must move away from the financial view and embrace business insights."
FP&A is our forte!
Use this @GoCollectiv #PowerBI financial reporting one-week proof of concept to improve accuracy and analysis: msft.it/6018Tl8Zq #MSFTAppSource
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#sqlsatdenver join us at 10:15 in room 287 for the Reporting Services session I will be doing at PASS Summit and learn about SSRS
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Ted Stathakis retweeted
We now have more than 50 #SQLFamily signed up for #SQLTrain 2019, and that means there's still room for 20 of you! Get on board at eventbrite.com/e/sqltrain-20… ! #SQLSatOregon #PASSSummit
Woke up from some weird dreams of Grant talking to me after watching this yesterday. Think I'll pass watching next month's video... Guess I've got #SQLFamily & #PASSSummit on the brain.
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Ted Stathakis retweeted
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
Me: I went to a SQL conference and joined a cult.
#SQLFamily
Hey @elonmusk I couldn't be touched at our Cub Scout Pinewood Derby last weekend. It sure would be nice to get my Invite to Configure as a birthday treat this weekend!
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Totally Agree! xitter.cf/SQLBob/status/85033359…
[Blogged] The New SQL Saturday Logo: I'm Not A Fan - bobpusateri.com/archive/2017… #sqlpass