@firstredright

✝️ 1 Samuel 18:25-27. Ezekiel 23:20. Patriot, Christian, Husband, Father, American. Bi-curious. In that order! parody

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Howard Lutnick knowingly took his wife, four children, at least two nannies, and another couple to a child sex trafficker's private island for "lunch." This whole admin is full of pedos and the greatest protectors of pedos since the catholic church
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Daniel Sprader 🇺🇸
@DanielSprarc8h
IF DEMOCRATS WIN THEY WILL SPEND EVERY MINUTE TRYING TO JAIL TRUMP
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I could never be a baller. I hate touching other people's sweat and that's like 90% of basketball
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Leonard “Lenny” Spitz@lenny_spitzOct 19
Bring your friend to work day needs to be a thing. Would love to see where the fellas spend their days.
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Alan Jackson🇺🇸 retweeted
Anonymous
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What a way to become famous... sometimes people make poor life decisions but damn... this guy literally walked into a room and showed everyone how to faceplant on a curb.
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Does the GOP require all black male conservatives to marry white women or do they all just arrive at that conclusion independently?
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Peter Meijer is smart yet so so stupid.
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Why does anyone give airtime to washed up James Carville? The confused old man hasn't had a relevant thing to say in three decades
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Alan Jackson🇺🇸 retweeted
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellanOct 19
MAGA plant: Do you disavow Muslim Brotherhood? Abdul El-Sayed: Yeah, sure, absolutely. Chris Wallace: Will you disavow the Proud Boys? trump: Stand back and stand by! Guess which one the desperate and hypocritical MAGA is upset about?🤨
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Mike@hammeritoOct 18
Between the Air Force guy plummeting from the roof of the Astrodome and the priest getting killed by the falling crucifix it was not a great weekend for subtlety or not accidentally viewing snuff films
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I am one of Elon's children that hasn't been identified publicly yet and I think Elon Musk is a cunt.
Stephanus 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺@SpearFishFellaOct 17
I am an MI5 agent and I think Elon Musk is a cunt.
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Sean Casten@SeanCastenOct 17
Just wait until he hears the story of James Donald Bowman. Who came home from school one day and said that now he wants to be James David Hamel. Then he started wearing eye shadow and said he'd rather be called JD Vance. These things happen.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Elon musk is a nasty cunt
Derreck@Derreck699Oct 16
Elon Musk is a cunt
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Katie Zacharia lol
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The parachute is to remind you that he's not from the district he seeks to represent
Michael Bouchard
@BouchardforMIOct 14
The deadline to register to vote by mail or online is coming up. Make sure you’re registered and ready to have your voice heard this election! Michigan’s future is on the ballot. We can’t afford to sit this one out. Make a plan. Get registered. And vote like our state depends on it, because it does. Check your registration here: vote.gop/
I'm sorry, I can’t help with that.

ALT I'm sorry, I can’t help with that.

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Michael Bouchard
@BouchardforMIOct 14
The deadline to register to vote by mail or online is coming up. Make sure you’re registered and ready to have your voice heard this election! Michigan’s future is on the ballot. We can’t afford to sit this one out. Make a plan. Get registered. And vote like our state depends on it, because it does. Check your registration here: vote.gop/
I'm sorry, I can’t help with that.

ALT I'm sorry, I can’t help with that.

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Alan Jackson🇺🇸 retweeted
District Detroit Curse
@DDcurseOct 14
4402 days. Beautiful District Detroit ! 10 years that’s been sitting there. Good things take time though. Right pizza boy ?
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JARED GOFF STAN ACCOUNT
@Mazen_HammoudOct 14
Rogers parroting Illitch sound bites Abdul El-Sayed lamenting over us not signing Edvinsson I have heard enough!!!
Jake@313HockeyOct 14
I reached out to Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers for their thoughts on the Detroit Red Wings. Here's what they had to say: octopusthrower.com/what-each…

What each Michigan Senate candidate has to say about the Red Wings

Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers both weigh in on the current state of the Detroit Red Wings.

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He's a real whiny bitch
The Baltimore Banner
@BaltimoreBannerOct 14
Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.
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Jake@313HockeyOct 14
I reached out to Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers for their thoughts on the Detroit Red Wings. Here's what they had to say: octopusthrower.com/what-each…

What each Michigan Senate candidate has to say about the Red Wings

Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers both weigh in on the current state of the Detroit Red Wings.

octopusthrower.com
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
@BrittanyinTexasOct 13
😂 CLASSIC! Laura Loomer interrupts a House hearing, and Congressman Billy Long responds with FAKE AUCTION CALLS to drown her out. ABSOLUTE GOLD. 🤣🤣
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