Donald ⚡️

I feel like sometimes I relate to this comic far too much. #oblivious #datingdonald

Wild to think this was my first ever live concert. What a line up!

My girlfriend told me today that if we have children she hopes they are happy like me and not smart like her. I’m not sure if I should be offended.

This is what I got paid to do today.

This is not shocking at all to me.

Since your heads in the clouds my best advice I found is don’t look down. – at Mono, Ontario

I hate baseball.

See you in the pit!

I got my old ass glider working again which reminds me that newer bikes are far easier to pedal. Also, there’s a license plate from 1979 when you had to register your bike with the town of Orangeville

This is the only postcard I sent to my parents when I went to England for the summer at 16! Learnt to surf, had tons of fish and chips, and also got to see where my papa grew up. The nostalgia is real right now!

This song slaps!

I’m the guy that shows up at 4:30-5am to open the cafe and doesn’t see people til 7-8ish and end up talking too much to the point of annoyance :) – at Orangeville, Ontario

I logged into an old dating app after deleting a year or so ago and my tagline was, “end goal is to run a coffee shop” Need to tell that version of myself it fucking happened!! – at Orangeville, Ontario

We have a pretty small coffee shop. Anyways, this morning I had myself a breakfast sandwich but then we got busy. I let out the smallest fart and DUDE that shit stunk up the whole damn shop. We always had a rule about farting in ocean cans when I was growing up now I work in one – at East Luther Grand Valley, Ontario