@firstdilf

part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.

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Joined November 2020
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mommy is seleniummaxxing
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and they are fuck ass bangs that’s exactly what they are
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apple tv doesn’t have ads bc you handed them the money they were going to make off of you through ads when you bought the device dummy
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what if im going bald and it’s happening slowly over time so I don’t realize it but one day im gonna wake up bald
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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understanding “directions” and “street names” does not interest me.
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clav please make them dress and do their makeup like 18th century aristocrats it would be the ultimate mog uh they would looksmax trad style
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am i using these words correctly
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if you “don’t eat leftovers” i don’t really want to hear your opinion on anything. food related or not
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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I can’t believe it took this long to create such a perfect unit of measurement.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 6
Distance from Texas, measured in Texases
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my favorite part of a massage is where they hold your hand and say there there
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I do not “startle easily” the architecture of this building has terrible feng shui and I am reacting appropriately
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maybe this is what rfk is doing
Emma 🦊@nucknyanOct 1
Congrats you just described Lamarck’s discredited theory of evolution! The correct (Darwinian) approach is to babymaxx and then feed them all mold and only the survivors reach maturity
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IM SICK AS A DOG AND I CAN FEEL MY SQUEAKER GOING AGAIN. MY SQUEAKER. MY SQUEAKER !!!
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I don’t believe in safely ejecting external storage I think it’s a scheme and a scam by Big Button
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what do yall know about balatro
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i have yet to see a correct take on candace owens
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somebody get claire her spaghetti and a sailboat she could still save us
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