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The truly important questions to ask on a first date. (By @MattBellassai for @YrBFF)

Joined November 2014
how many hours a week do you spend staring at yourself in the mirror wearing only an open robe
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242
5
509
when is the last time you wore socks with sandals and how quickly were the authorities called on you
12
419
10
675
if we ever shared a bunk bed, how long would it take for you to surrender and give me top bunk
7
293
5
484
what's your personal record for time spent devouring an entire package of Oreos without breathing
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1,170
11
1,267
on a scale of one to just-woke-up-from-hibernating bear, how violent do you get when someone asks to share movie popcorn
10
500
7
800
would you rather have a cucumber or a banana inside of you? like, if you had to choose?
22
226
2
561
do you think fuzzy caterpillars know their "hair" isn't really hair and their entire existence is actually a fucking sham
5
321
4
708
what's the smallest number of bites it's taken you to eat an entire loaf of bread
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657
4
858
if we were at dinner and i dropped my whole plate on the ground, how quickly would you offer me all of your food
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899
2
1,115
what’s your favorite type of pretzel
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334
2
467
when is the last time you cried your way through an entire half pound all beef burger and large fries with a diet coke
17
579
3
934
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Oprah Winfrey. yes or no?
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190
2
562
when is the last time you woke up at 1 am & ate a box of instant mashed potatoes with a wooden spoon before you realized what you were doing
22
783
1
1,257
when did you first realize everything is impossible
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829
1
1,007
how many months is too many months to go without washing my sheets
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488
2
1,150
are you a normal ice cream cone licker or one of those people who bites right into it like some kinda animal
32
1,776
4
2,239
do you think dogs like the smell of their own farts
12
243
2
382
if you could drop a house on anybody, like Dorothy-style, who would you just obliterate
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1,665
5
1,973
if your dog could talk, how quickly would it rat you out
23
955
2
1,499
how many hours a day do you think about pooping
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518
1
933