@firescenes

anti-fascist, music snob, coolest dad in town (they/them)

 Wadena, MN
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Joined January 2019
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Not to be *that* person, but I never liked Larry david
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I'm watching Spiderman no way home with my kids (their choice) and I had no idea what a steaming pile of shit this was. Absolute slop. 0/10. Terrible.
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Funny story, I accidentally stabbed my finger with a needle, it went in one side and came out the other so I now have two puncture wounds on my pointer finger
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Pure wrecker shit
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I finally got switched over to E injections so I'm in a pretty good mood today,but the biggest surprise for me was that the part where I stick myself was actually the easiest part of the whole process
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Ah yes, cigarettes, the habit famously with exactly one drawback
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Palantir CTO reveals many AI researchers have started smoking cigarettes to demonstrate their confidence that AI will cure cancer.
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When you tell the average middle/upper middle class person they have more in common with a Burger King employee than a billionaire, they don't feel more solidarity towards Burger King employees. They take it as an insult.
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Wow, a hit tweet! Please donate to help my Palestinian friend complete medical school gofund.me/8ccee8077

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So idk if you guys have been watching Fox News tonight but they literally just flat out said "confirmed, James talarico was treated and such&such mental facility"
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So this raid on Ilhan definitely has nothing to do with the president trying to stoke a race war against Somali people in Minnesota last week, right?
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I haven't actually watched him talk much so I really don't know, does Matt Walsh ALWAYS look like that? Like..drunk?
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🐝 Bee-rady 🐝 retweeted
😶‍🌫️@circulartwizzleOct 12
people are calling the kelly clarkson/art of play thing petty or low stakes but I actually think it is very deep when a celebrity isn't willing to use their platform to speak on actual atrocities, but they're willing to double down on putting a random tiny store on blast
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Guys who don't know that they don't know how courts work and think discovery means unlimited access to someone's entire life are my favorite dumb guys
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I was cry-laughing so hard watching hasan's stream with Felix last night that my stomach muscles hurt today. The idea that James talarico was getting bottom surgery killed me
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I used to always be skeptical of ppl that said they used to smoke weed everyday but stopped altogether for no particular reason and now I'm one of those people
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I used to be an extreme rollercoaster fan and now I'm too scared to ride a ferris wheel
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Horror has always been my favorite genre but I haven't made it more than 20 minutes into one in like a year. The other night I turned off the descent because I found it too unpleasant
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My 8 yr old keeps using the word "yeet". "I'm gonna yeet that bug" , "watch out, I'm gonna yeet my backpack"
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Sooo I just finished my doctor appointment and I'm switching from patches to injection and I can't remember the last time I was this pumped for something
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This is only happening now due to the patch shortage, but everyone I know who does injections SWEARS by it, so I'm almost glad all of this happened
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