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I’m getting right into this womens day thing. I’ve told the wife not to worry about the washing up tonight. She can do it in the morning instead. #InternationalWomenDay2020
Yeah met her on a cruise around North America back in the 2010s. She said she’d introduce me to Jason but he’d just jumped overboard to free dive down to wreck of the Titanic while we were passing.
Plot twist. The refugee saw who their new neighbour was and said “fuck that, I’ll take my chances back where I came from”.
John, you’re one of the more sensible members of the Labour Party (I know) so why on earth are you insulting our intelligence with this post. It equates to 86p a week ffs!
Nobody believes what you say and no one even believes that you believe what you say. You did such a great job that you got sacked and your boss got sacked.
It has been the privilege of my life to serve as the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
The economy today is stronger, fairer and more resilient because of the choices we have taken as a Labour Government over the past two years.
Stability restored, investment delivered and reform to our economy under way. I said when I was appointed Chancellor that I would judge my time in office if the lives ordinary working class people have been improved. I’m proud to say that they have.
And to every young woman and girl let my time in office show there should be no ceilings on your ambitions, your hopes or your dreams.
I wish the very best of luck to my successor, Andy and his cabinet. You have my full support, and I will continue to play my part in helping this Labour government deliver the change the country needs.
Nothing boosts a childs life chances like sitting in a grubby classroom at 7.30am, munching on a piece of toast 👌
Across the country, free breakfast clubs are saving parents £450 and boosting children’s life chances.
Will Reform councils back Nigel Farage in his attempt to close these clubs, pinch money from parents and take food out of local children’s mouths?
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“Yes Keir, I know you led Labour to their greatest election result in fuck knows how long, but Andy the Saviour is here now so jog on yeah.” #Burnham
Fuck me, does anyone in your family actually hold down a job 😂
Biggest tournament of the year and Ricky Evans can’t be bothered to dig in and give it a go after a few bad visits. Should be fined for that as he didn’t even try those last few sets #PDCWorldChampionship
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Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he wakes up.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he talks.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he tweets.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he sleeps.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt.
When is Joe finally gonna produce an heir 😂
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What none of these simpletons want to admit is that its about wrap around child care as much as a bowl of cereal. Giving parents time to drop kids off to start work on time is a huge help.
Glad you put “might” in that sentence.
Laura Kuennsberg seems furious that she is having to pay a bit more tax on her obscene and totally undeserved £350k a year income... so that a poor kid somewhere in Britain might be able to eat....What a selfish nasty greedy witch
#bbclaurak
Hopefully he loses his voice too, permanently!
Tomorrow's front page: Fat jabs making me blind, says Robbie Williams
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