constellations in her eyes

Joined March 2023
oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
I need a hug :/
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
some of y’all are too mean to people that aren’t academically smart idk you treat it like a moral failure
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
Fransadaki yoldaşlar elinizde şundan varsa… Fazladan hani… rica ediyorum….
Hala aklımda bir yerlerdesin
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
أغبى حركة تسوينها ترفضين شخص مشتريه مقترن بكواكبيك..هذا مو مجرد زوج، هذا رزق ماشي على الأرض! 💍💸 • على زهرتك: زواج مريح، فلوس تفيض، وجمالك يبرز معه • على قمرك: أمان عاطفي واحتواء ينسيك العالم • على شمسك: عزوة، حظ يفتح الأبواب، وتغتنون سوا فضلوها.. وشوفي مين مشتريه مقترن عندك؟
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
The salmon are running once again, I am pleased to announce that life is still resilient and miraculous
One must imagine the salmon as happy!
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
If you’re a soft, nurturing, and kind woman at your core it is mandatory that you’re with a protector and provider, and when I say provider I don’t mean solely financial.
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
seasonal depression is like the fucked up version of Pocahontas bc yes the wind is talking to me but it’s telling me to kill myself
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
el domingo debería ser para hacer el amor, dormir, comer y volver a hacer el amor
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
"at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took." Anonymous
at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took.
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My controversial opinion is that heavy drinking with coworkers (especially on work travel) is the only team building activity out there that does what all other team building activities purport to do
It was before my time so I have no idea but maybe the primary purpose of big office parties with lots of boozing was tacitly for the benefit of the young and single employees So when evil people made "meeting a mate at work" something frowned upon, it necessarily died
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
“𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵.” 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
i'm so horny i need to get fingered and forced to squirt
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
Listen when you book a trip to France you have to know you’re running the risk of riot season interfering with your plans
Tourists complaining that the protests are happening in France well go home! Bye!
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
Pasakay sa tite mo please tapos dede ka sakin
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
the reason things like gratitude journals and prayer diaries attract so much good attention from the universe is because you are consistently refocusing yourself towards the good. your mind is where you live. make it good, make it pretty
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
I really need that right now.
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
high salary + healthy work place + healthy lifestyle dust
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
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oraclez 🍉♐️ retweeted
"There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded"
There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.
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