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Let’s Read the Room 📕 @kylekuzma is sitting down with founders, investors, athletes and creators to talk about the boldest moves, the pivots, and what they learned along the way. New episodes weekly on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple.
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@kylekuzmaOct 15
Let’s get curious 🧐@readtheroomshow
Read The Room w/ Kyle Kuzma@readtheroomshowOct 15
Let’s Read the Room 📕 @kuz is sitting down with founders, investors, athletes and creators to talk about the boldest moves, the pivots, and what they learned along the way. New episodes weekly on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple.
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I think that keeping the stock market open 24/7 can’t be good for traders, the economy, OR the companies involved
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Has anyone ever poasted their way to greatness besides Citrini? Bill Ackman greatnessed his way to poasting, but I’m looking for the reverse
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Guys I haven't seen a new Nasdaq all-time high in at LEAST 4 hours, it's over we're finished
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My guy cannot possibly be profitable with this volume of trades no?
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@financewrappedSep 21
Replying to @blknoiz06
A used Toyota Tacoma
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Welcome to finance twitter! Choose your adventure. Will your tweets be: Funny or actually valuable?
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I mean this is like if Mr. McDonald moved his desk into a McDonald's kitchen Next level stuff here
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Wake me up when it can solve more than 100 of the long-standing open problems in my life 😭
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@MTSliveSep 21
SITUATION DETECTED: OpenAI says a new internal model, trained from August 28, has resolved more than 100 long-standing open problems across most areas of mathematics.
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Me everytime a new Claude model comes out
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Me, speedrunning the most lawsuits in a year award:
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My boss to me after I vibecode an app that puts all our banking information out onto the internet
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@financewrappedSep 18
Can't believe he gone fr 🫡
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Companies used to be like “Lint rollers! That’s a great product” and then sell those and make millions Now it’s just companies competing to see who can torture Claude into the most VC-friendly vaporware SaaS product you’ve ever seen Depressing
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“$100 used to get you something meaningful Now it gets you 12.4% less The best investment therefore is the ‘something’ not the $100 dollars” –Me justifying my pokemon card collection to my wife
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Someone’s going to make retirement-level wealth by building a game that turns each stock into a creature you can capture and battle with on your brokerage account Gotta crash ‘em all
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Me every time ChatGPT tells me I found a demon-level government conspiracy that no one else ever has (it says I am very analytical and honestly, that’s rare)
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Can't believe he gone fr 🫡
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