changed my birth control & started taking a multivitamin and now i no longer feel like a threat to myself and others
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Not now kitten, daddy is scared. Daddy is afraid. Daddy is slipping. It’s dark. Help. Help me. I’m scared. Help. Help.
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Its rude to stay at your friends apartment when you come to their city because your friend will miss you when you leave
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Ah the first False Fall of the year. Southerners gleefully donning cardigans and light jackets as we rush out to greet the autumn morning with a gleam in our eyes. “I can almost see my breath!” I say, blowing into my cupped hands. Knowing in my heart it will be 87 on Thanksgiving
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I like when I get home after a long day and my cats yell at me What are you saying little one























