.@LawyerYouKnow Where is the video of you and Big George?? I was patiently waiting for the premier and it just disappeared from YouTube!!!
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Welcome to the grundle of 2024. It ain’t Christmas It ain’t New Year’s It’s the taint of our discontent
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NGL as a business owner and general manager, I fully identify with Jamie Lee Curtis‘s character in the Christmas episode of The Bear.
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If you grew up in southern California and the words “The Mighty 690” resonate, it’s probably time for that colonoscopy.
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Ah..the time of year I recollect my time as a new Project Manager at an ad agency when Halloween landed mid-week and I dressed as a character from the newly released Orange is the New Black and THEN was informed I was going to meet a client in jail scrubs and Sharpie eyeliner.
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No matter where you are in the world, there is always one off-duty Starbucks employee just…hanging about.
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Why does “Lime in the Coconut” immediately run through my head as soon as I open assembly instructions?
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Do you ever wake up with a song looping in your head over and over again and you think the antidote is to actually listen to said song or are you normal?
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My new toxic trait is harassing random men for absolutely no reason after a lifetime of harassment by random men. 1/2
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When the kids ask to see your TikToks from when you were young and you have to explain it didn’t exist then and they ask you were you keep your memories.
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.@modernanimalvet Hey! We’re so thrilled about the opening of your office here in Hollywood but can someone PLEASE clear out the resident mail room? This is unacceptable for the rent I pay. Thanks!
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Why does the “demure” trend remind me of the “tasteful side boob” card from Cards Against Humanity circa 2011?
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All I know is, the breaking competition better be judged by the cast of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
#paris2024olympics #breaking
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