@fifinicole

Just give me a taco and a margarita 🌮🍹 MUA//Youtube https://xitter.cf/t.co/CMRVGJ1CL7

Joined January 2012
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I HAVE A CHIPOTLE HANGOVER 😷
I want to have a job I love that I can live comfortably and adopt a dog or two. WHY can't I be at this point in my life already.
This lady left me $28 tip on her $28 check and I cried. Actually.
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In 1951, Marilyn Monroe wore a low-cut red dress to a party. The next morning, a columnist complained that Marilyn Monroe was "cheap and vulgar," and would have looked more decent in a potato sack. Marilyn's response was these photos:
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And I only laughed at this for 20 minutes
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I stood in front of @Heath_Cat 's doorway clawing/scratching the sides of the doorframe making demon noises in the dark and she didn't even react like wtf I WAS TRYING TO SCARE YOU
IM CRYING
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Literally was an hour late to work today bc day light savings fml
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Fiona Nicole retweeted
Shane Dawson
@shanedawson8 Mar 2018
GARRETT WAS BORN TO BE STEVE! THIS IS MY 2018 MISSION! MY OTHER JOBS ARE CANCELLED! #garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues #garrettbluesclues
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It has definitely given me a complete different perspective of people collecting marketing research/telemarketers/salespeople. Remember the people on the other end of the line are people too. #AlwaysBeKind
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For my final marketing project I have to cold call plumbers on the phone and ask why they use the pipes they use and this one guy made me cry as soon as I got off the phone HOWS YOUR DAY GOING
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Driving slightly 10 miles above the speed limit in my Buick LaCrosse, windows down, Taylor Swift's "Revenge" blaring, yah. I'm a badass.
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There's no better feeling than knowing that tireless hours of studying and working are soon going to pay off 💪🏻 graduation around the corner 😉
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I'm CRYING 😂😂😂😂
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$1300 flight to Greece booked. Thinking about how many weekends I sold my soul to Applebee's to pay for this BUT IM SO EXCITED I COULD CRY
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I wish I could part my hair down the middle without looking like a little Dutch boy
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THIS🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉 xitter.cf/hawillisdc/status/9670…
dj franzia@hawillisdc23 Feb 2018
Stoner: do you smoke Person: no it makes me anxious and I don’t react well to it Stoner: thats actually impossible weed works for everyone you probably just had the wrong strain there are actually two types of weed sativa and indica one gives you a body high the other gives yo—
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