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Joined March 2011
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Van Dijk owes Robertson his wages. He’s single handedly saved his entire legacy
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Utd fans are some of the strangest fans I know..maguire has been shite for 2 seasons straight he deserved all the banter he got but past few games he's act playing well, but our own fans still want him to fail which means the team fails 🤔
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Dont care how many goals u score this season Scott mctominey u will forever be dogshit though 😂 newcastle youse can have him
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Bruno scored 28 goals 17 assists from midfield in his 1st season and expect him to do similar numbers year after year..be realistic guys & start supporting your team for good and bad
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Rashford scored 30 last season, 25 the season b4 his back injury and 23 season before that as a wing forward and a run of bad form u lot want him out..
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Lifetime Ban from grounds (fair) but 3 months in prison for this..the world has gone fucking mad 😂
David Derbyshire, the pitch invader who shoved Eddie Howe during a match against Leeds United, has been jailed for three months. He was sentenced at Leeds Crown Court after he admitted entering the playing area without excuse and assaulting Eddie. He was also banned from all matches for at least six years. District Judge Tim Capstick told him: "You attended Elland Road football match as a fan. You had plainly had a significant amount of alcohol before you went to the ground and it is clear that alcohol has been a long-term problem for you. You chose to leave the stand and make your way along the players' area and essentially assault the Newcastle football manager, Mr Howe. In my judgement this case falls outside the guidelines and has a number of aggravating features. He said Eddie Howe was "vulnerable" and had been targeted "simply because he was the football manager of the team playing against Leeds on that match day" Judge Capstick added: "Your behaviour had a risk of causing further violence or crowd trouble at the ground, it being the last match of the season and all that that entailed. Worse still, that match was televised so your behaviour was seen on national TV and seen by millions of people. I am satisfied that these offences are serious enough to warrant a custodial sentence." In mitigation, Derbyshire's barrister said his client had lost his job and his partner since his arrest, and had health issues. Judge Capstick said: "The message needs to go out that people who behave as you do need to understand they can expect a custodial sentence." Should have got longer! 😡 #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle
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Fiascoo retweeted
Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute
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I'm not disappointed with that performance tbh..but was quite clear were we need to strengthen... to challenge n I mean just challenge we need a new gk, a new centre half, 2 midfielders and a no 9..oo and greenwood bk off that right hand side
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Prem League form/positions pickFord 15th, stones 3rd choice cb, maguire 3rd choice, gallagher 10th, phillips 0 games completed, rice 18th, grealish 3rd choice Winger, r James 10th, but apparently southgate picks players in form 🙈
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All this trent reece james trippier right back hype on there best day could not contain mbappe, i think Kyle walker is the only who can let's see if he does on Saturday
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Wont see a better 2nd half of football all season. barca vs inter madness
Just taking his fire for a walk 🔥
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Foden hasn't improved in 2 years, mount has zero goal contributions this season, saka 1 goal since February, bowen & rice in a relegation battle, let's not speak about grealish..maguire shaw Chilwell phillips can't get in their club starting xi, trent getting on the tl everyweek
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This is our England 1st team players going into a world cup 😃
Cucurella seeing Potter in training.
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😄 🤣 😂
Replying to @AidanWalshMUFC
He called Lisandro a midget and he’s on a watchalong with Zah
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Varane is juggling the ball in the opps box? I NEVER want to see maguire again
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In the past 2 windows utd have bought cr7, sancho, varane, casemiro, erikson, martinez & possibly antony/de jong still pending, listen the glaziers still need to go at some stage but they are not responsible for any of what's going on on that football pitch
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Fiascoo retweeted
Aj took the mic and said “i was a fuckin bad boy in jail ASK CARLOS” 😭
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Omg cannot believe it, casemiro = no more scott mc fucking tominey
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