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Does Sam Altman have auto caps off because he’s gay?
Me: Did you know that young thug kept an AK-47 under his skirt on the cover of Jeffrey?
Gay guy who just learned about weaponized incompetence: Girl! I don’t even know how to do the dishes.
Summer of ‘98 I was fucking Bobby Brown, then Whitney came out with “It’s not right but it’s okay” and I had to go into witness protection. Funny thing is I would trade a second we spent together for the world.
My enemy built a sidewalk library box in O-Block for THEY’RE Eagle Scout project. I think it was a bit tasteless but the fact that THEY’RE my enemy might lead to some bias.
Gay guy that fuels his Kabbalah magic with the energy from Twitter discourse: t4t stands for trade for trade btw 💅
A woman gingerly struts towards an old princess costume she used to flaunt around in as a child. “Womanhood will hit you like a freight train. Funny how it’s often likened to a flower.” She murmurs to herself.
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. @jonimitchell really girl? 🤦♀️
In honour of Pi Day, here's a reminder that an 81-year-old lesbian went viral after she won the ‘Best Technique’ award at a lesbian pie-eating contest in San Francisco.
Babs Daitch wowed an enthusiastic crowd with her impressive pie-eating skills on 23 November. Videos posted to her Instagram account show her very spectacularly devouring a cream-covered pie using only her face. The contest was part of a fundraiser for The Curve Foundation’s Lesbian Visibility Week.
“I took my time savoring every morsel of crust hidden beneath those sweet hills and valleys,” Daitch said.
Although she didn’t take home the first place trophy, she clearly left an impression on the judges with her tongue action. Posting to her Instagram account, Daitch said that her ‘Best Technique' trophy proves “once and for all that experience matters.”
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Happy Pride Month! The Chalamet fandom is particularly special because we have a large gay fanbase due to the critically acclaimed performances of Timothée Chalamet in his Oscar nominated role as Elio in 'Call Me By Your Name', and his haunting and brilliant performance as bisexual Lee in 'Bones and All'. Now more than ever, we need to show support to the 🏳️🌈 flag because especially in the US, with the current administration demonizing DEI initiatives, this has gravely impacted the queer community when they need support the most in these trying times.
And unfortunately, for this year's #PrideMonth, major organizations that used to sponsor Pride events, have backed away due to their newly adopted anti-DEI stance and have abandoned the queer community. I've always took pride in my kinship with the queer community, most particularly with gay men because they've always gravitated towards me for trust, safety, and friendship (ie. the Arts and Gossip🤗)! One of my bestie gay friends is like a big brother to me and he has enriched my life in ways I can't explain.
Know that you're all loved and that a LOT of good humans will join you in celebrating Pride Month! 🫶🏽🏳️🌈
I remember when we ostracized a girl in my high school improv troupe because she was too depressed about her grandma dying to fully commit herself.
