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I've got 3 tickets to bluer skies if anyone here wants out; with Tweetdeck gone, why bother sticking around!

This should be a warning to everyone with video effects software to be ready the instant Mitch actually does someday die on camera mid-press-conference with your best, most hilarious edits and remixes

We're here until Tweetdeck stops working for free, right? That's my personal last straw anyway

Can I safely assume that someone out there has written a strike anthem called "No Scabs" to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC with lyrics that both rhyme and scan properly or is the world going to once again disappoint us all

Now seems like a good time to throw some money at the folks on the line! actionnetwork.org/fundraisin…

YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR INSTANT BAND NIGHT 21 THE VENUE *DOES* HAVE AC THIS WILL LIKELY BE WELCOME NEWS SEE YOU THERE bit.ly/instantbandnight21

Every day I get closer to printing up stickers that say JOE ROGAN IS A STUPID PERSON'S IDEA OF A SMART PERSON and mailing a stack of them to every house in America

Do NOT forget that we are a now ONE MONTH OUT from Instant Band Night 21 It's gonna be FUCKING GREAT and you should be there too!!!!!! bit.ly/instantbandnight21

This is petty but I will also never stop being slightly annoyed that we pronounce a word that looks like it should be "indicktments" as "indightments", especially when the word vindictive is right there staring us down

The thing that will truly never stop enraging me is that Trump is so stupid his stupidity actively gets in the way of his corruption, making him do a much worse job than an actual competent person would, and we STILL couldn't stop him from being President or put him in jail

A friend asked "If you were famous, what product would you like to be the spokesperson for?" and I couldn't think of a thing except the Culture novels, which I don't think there are going to be commercials for anytime soon But then again WHY NOT, who wants to crowdfund some w/me

Scenario: you have a big tortilla/potato chip that you've just dipped and bitten (A); is it acceptable to dip again and bite from areas B, C, or D?

I still need an answer on this, folks

Abstract artists who don't title their pieces are cowards and the exact hierarchy of their cowardice is as follows: 1. "Untitled" Fuck off 2. "Composition 24" A very close second 3. "Berkeley 1967" Just the place/time you made it? Fuck you too buddy You know I'm right!!!!!!

My pandemic hobby has been crucial to not going completely fucking apeshit over the last couple years, but it's dependent on technology that's turned unreliable on us -- any help would be appreciated!! gofundme.com/f/mudworks-pott…

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