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Dork. Professional Christian Bale Fangirl. Craft supply hoarder. Thrifty Seamstress. Maker of things and Mommy to Lane. 💕

Florida
Joined June 2009
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This is Butters's very first Easter & her goodies from the Easter Bunny were a big hit. 🐶💕🐰
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Lane opened a new restaurant for her Barbies. 😅
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Happy Easter from my Peep Pancake Breakfast! 🐰🥞
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Trans Rights are Human Rights! Happy #TransDayOfVisibility
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The substitute (who is filling in while Lane’s teacher is on maternity leave) has found the best way to get all the kid’s attention when she needs them to focus. She loudly says “Avengers!” And 18 little voices scream in reply “ASSEMBLE!!!” 🥺
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I finally managed to record Lane's class doing the 'Avengers Assemble' callback to their teacher. ❤️
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If you had wings, Playing in the arcade on Main Street, Swan boats, Sky Way, Being at Disney the same day as Princess Diana
Alien Encounter long. What about you?
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The Chipotle we go to is the building of the Blockbuster where Chad & I worked (where we met, & started dating & maybe did other things...) & there's something surreal about standing in line for your burrito along the old New Release wall which used to be lit on a Friday night 😅
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I've been watching a lot of Four Weddings (🙈) and whenever Lane sees a couple French kiss, she says they're 'Cookie Monster kissing.' 😆 "They look like how Cookie Monster attacks a cookie!"
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Lane's discovered fan fiction & we were discussing while out for a walk. I asked her about her faves & tried to explain tropes & she said "I like it when the characters don't like each other & then fall in love" & I'm like 🥺 b/c just like me, she likes enemies to lovers! 😅😆🙈
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Excuse me, but this is very important 🥺💕 #NationalPuppyDay
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Me after working out today. 😅
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In English today Lane's class had to choose the 'strongest' word out of: Dirty, Soiled, Filthy & Stained. The correct answer was 'filthy' but Lane was insistent it's 'stained.' She argued even if something is filthy it can be washed, but a stain is permanent thus stronger.
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The teacher wouldn't budge. She said "the stain may be small on a shirt, but a filthy shirt means it's super dirty and stinky." (Of course all out of context of the original question posed to them) and Lane is just like "Nope." 😅 If something is stained, it's ruined.
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Was just out on a walk with Lane and two birds flew overhead as Lane was telling a story about birds. Because of the perfect timing she shouted "Thank you Mr & Mrs Bird!" Then immediately corrected herself & shouted "Or Mr. and Mr. Bird or Mrs and Mrs Bird! Thank you Birds!!!" 🥺
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Will be 2 weeks post vaccine tomorrow (🙌🏻) and actually have been feeling the pull of my sewing machine lately. 😅 Might even venture into the outside world and be creative again soon.
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I've officially made Lane a Bee Gees fan like me. Now I must complete her education and instill a love of Duran Duran in her.
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Remembering that time (pre-Lane) where I was walking & found a kid crying & he said he got off the bus at the wrong stop & was lost & I literally put him in my car & drove to the neighborhood where he said he lived & kept driving until he recognized his house & like OMG
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It didn't even occur to me to call the cops, I just was like "okay, walk back to my house with me and get in my car!!" As a Mom that thought keeps me up at night!!! Like ahhhhhh!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈
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