@feralcreature

staff writer at internet

 NYC & LA
instagram.com/feralcreature
Joined April 2009
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I’m not like other girls. I’m much worse. – at Los Angeles, CA
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I just came back from Mexico and I did not have one single taco.
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Going around: WHEEEE Coming around: Aw fuck
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Every room’s a rage room when I show up
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When I die I want my body donated to an “Is It Cake?” episode
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Ur honor are u mad at me? 🥺🥺🥺
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No babe I love your hauntingly negative outlook and your ghoulish disorders
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Checking “Remember Me” on websites being acutely aware it’s the only time I’m brave enough to ask someone to 🥺🥺🥺
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For Halloween imma be his worst nightmare
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IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST that’s completely fine and understandable because I can’t either
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You don’t get to be this funny without growing up with trauma that’s considered severe human rights violations in most of the world 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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Leaders of the cult I grew up in got arrested for s*x trafficking, tax evasion, mail fraud, and money laundering during an FBI raid at their property today.
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ktla.com/news/local-news/sex…

Sex trafficking warrant served at L.A. home owned by alleged ‘TikTok Cult’ pastor

A large operation was seen unfolding in Tujunga on Friday morning when federal and local law enforcement served a search warrant for alleged sex trafficking at a home owned by a controversial pasto…

ktla.com
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It’s like you don’t even respect how much effort it takes to be this beautiful and mentally ill
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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, shame on me. I have ADHD and forget everything
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Manslaughter is a crime because men are not funny
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I can’t believe you’d treat me like this, I have been nothing but a menace to you
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Gay the pray away
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I reject classism until it’s time for me to feel like God’s favorite when I’m walking through Global Entry
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Life is hard for a teenage girl in her thirties
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Your future wife is in bed being gorgeous and dying of allergies (me)
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