@feral_devotion

Field notes from an emotional support cryptid 👽

Joined June 2026
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I be in the courtyard bc there are no cats in my place to eat my body 🐈
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I finally solved the great mystery for the last time again 🕵🏻‍♀️
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I am become fascia 🕸️
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An agent swiped me into an undisclosed location so then he had to kill me and he did 🪪
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I just blew my rider’s mind and Uber is making me clean it 🤯
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I’m having a very autistic time with you ☺️
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(Flirting) You seem like you have an integrated anima — I blame your sister ☯️
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Freelance Familiar retweeted
phoebo@florgoya_Aug 31
el amor y el psicoanálisis no son para cualquiera
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Is it freaky or just repressed? 🧐
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Pigeon-toed 👟
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Before you change your habits, change your habitat 🦎
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So what are your enrichment activities? 🦦
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Preening my props with a toothpick and genociding 🪄
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The thieves finally found the motherlode and now they’re sucking the jade dry 🍈
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The mango milk bottle joins the mantlepiece of memories 🥭
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Freelance Familiar retweeted
the heart@Fredward3948576Oct 2
I haven’t been eating much food lately. I think my body has learned to survive without it
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Fish dip, can you spare a dime? 🫴🏼
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🫴🏼🐢🔬
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Hey, can you turn your syndrome down a little? I’m trying to focus 🤏🏼
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I’m like if Aileen Wuornos was your Uber driver 🚗
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