Not planning to sell this account, but if you happen to have stacks of Benjamins lying around... that might make me rethink my life choices.

Joined June 2009
Replying to @JNECare
@JNECare Kebiasaan kurir JNE kalo nganter paket cuma lewat doang. Dibilang rumah kosong padahal di rumah ada orang. Ga ada konfirmasi via telepon/SMS/apa pun. Apa gunanya nomor HP penerima dicantumkan kalo ga buat dihubungi?
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Beda banget sama kurir jasa pengiriman lain. J&T/SiCepat tiap nyampe depan rumah pasti telepon/WA dulu, mastiin ada penerima atau enggak. Kalo bukan terpaksa karena ga ada pilihan lain, ga bakalan pilih JNE. Hih.
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Kenapa sih lampu di kereta api nggak dimatiin aja kalo malem? 😔
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Dulu masih pacaran, kalo baju pacar bau keringet rasanya ingin ngeloni. Sekarang udah nikah, nyium baju suami bau keringet serasa ingin ngumbahi.
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Diambil dari akun medsos sebelah. Semoga berguna.
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"When you give never remember, when you receive never forget."
Oalah Le, daripada demo ndak jelas gitu mbok belajar bahasa Indonesia dulu yang bener. xitter.cf/P3nj3l4j4h/status/9237…
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Even if it takes a while, I'll wait right here until I see that smile that says we're us again.
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"Bikin KBBI Adalah Pekerjaan Paling Sia-Sia"—seperti bikin bangjo di persimpangan belakang UNS. mojok.co/prima-sulistya/kome…
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"...it is in fact only upon the dignified sharing of vulnerability that true friendship and love can arise." youtu.be/PJsJ96yyVk8
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Good things hardly come twice. So when you find something worth keeping, hold on to it tight and never let go.
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"How do you know that everything is gonna be fine?" | I don't know. I just believe.
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Seperti "Idulfitri", "Iduladha" juga satu kata. Sekian dan selamat hari raya.
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Rumput tetangga lebih hijau daripada rumput sendiri. Bahasa asing selalu terlihat lebih keren daripada bahasa sendiri.
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Oh how I wish every person on earth understands this. xitter.cf/lavivrie/status/278660…
Kalau nomor HP kita pertama kali contact orang, sopannya SMS dulu, baru telepon.
Dear you, Thank God I've found you :) xitter.cf/fee/status/62296279201…
Dear you, I Want To Be Single -- But With You huffingtonpost.com/isabelle-…
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Selamat Idulfitri. "Idulfitri" ditulis serangkai dan penyisipan kata "Hari Raya" bersifat mubazir 🙂
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When you realize that you forgot your earphones at home 😢
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Need proof that you should never give up on your dream? This is @mandyharvey. #AGT xitter.cf/AGT/status/87227129950…
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Sungguh sebuah kesalahan nonton ini di saat level serotonin sedang rendah 😭 youtu.be/wmATlRnXdKI
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