Dave Fecak retweeted
#HelloBlessedPeople🙏🏽
I have respectfully not given permission to anyone other than those I currently do business with to use my NIL. Be Blessed! 🙏🏽
#Breath
If you want to compile a list of the biggest morons on the planet, just look at the comments.
The president's former lawyer is mad that I mocked his Twitter engagement metrics. 564K followers and his last 6 posts have under 20 likes each.
He was once a popular figure. Alas, no more. I'm honestly sad for him. Maybe his engagement is better on Truth? But I'm just a putz.
Replying to @fecak
1000 followers. I hope me calling you a putz helps bring you a few followers so you can feel important. Impotent prick!
Dave Fecak retweeted
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Hey @RobertKennedyJr!. Instead of hydrogen peroxide, let's fill the reflecting pool with MMS! Then we can have a mass baptism where you can make all the autistic kids drink from the pool (or give them enemas if you're feeling saucy!) and cure them. You'll be anointed as a saint!
Dave Fecak retweeted
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
Quiz show, 2028
HOST: What anti-trans conservative bigot finished in 5th place in....
⚡BUZZER⚡
CONTESTANT 1: Riley Gaines?
HOST: Incorrect! I'll finish the question.
Finished in 5th place in the 2026 South Carolina GOP gubernatorial primary?
CONTESTANT 2: Nancy Mace
DING DING
I've been dealing with this nonsense for maybe 10 years now. washingtonpost.com/health/20…






























