And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And

boey: i hope we don't have to fight any more necrodragons celica: roll for initiative boey:

marianne: m-may i roll to pet the horse? byleth: if you want? marianne: rolls nat 20 byleth: this is the best pet this horse has every gotten in his life. he will now die for you. marianne: die?

sylvain: i want to compliment the barmaid. byleth: roll for charisma sylvain: ... nat 1. byleth: you tell her she's not as ugly as her sister. sylvain: wait-- byleth: her sister is also there.

brady: (bard voice) i roll to intimidate the enemy by shovin mah violin up mah arse

intsys: Roll For Good Summons U Fucks. You Get This Twenty-Sided Dice And All Its Faces Are 1s

lukas: levels up lukas: rolls 1 alm: ..again?

nintendo: roll for weapons fewarriors: rolls 1 nintendo: Heres Sword. And Another Sword. Here Take Another Sword. Other Weapon Machine Broke

henry: robin, shouldnt gaius roll HANDling to do our very nifty and HANDy secret HANDshake

python: rolls 1 alm: python thats the 69th nat 1 u've rolled on accuracy in a row

stahl: i roll for initiative robin: stares directly into the camera

owain: rolls 20 robin: owain: hem hem robin: ..u have successfully imparted ur knowledge of "Dank Memes" upon the astonished monk

eliwood: ur party notices a small treasure chest in the dark hector: oHo what's this

robin: No Owain U May Not Roll to "Execute The Naruto Run" Into The Enemy's Frontlines

soren: u didnt roll high enough to crit ike: not high enough?🤔 im always reaching👐💪higher than the stars⛤✨ #NeverGiveUp on dat crit chance💯

robin: Henry Why Are All Your Summoning Sigils In The Shape Of Dicks

robin: ur party exits the cave to an open field of ice stahl: i roll to monch robin: that's not- stahl: lov the cronch

robin: has no one here heard of critical thinking vaike: i've heard of thinking but i've never rolled for it

robin: Ricken What Do U Mean Ur Actually 2 Gnomes In A Coat And One Of Them Just Died From An Arrow To The Face???

robin: the enemy has 3 hp remaining lon'qu: rolls 20, astra crit robin, crying: stop it he's already dead

gaius: im back at it again at krispy kremes