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Interviewer: *looking at my resume* says here you’re an "aspiring side piece”?
Me: that’s my 5 year plan, within 10 years I hope to be murdered in a jealous rage. You know, before the air quality gets too too bad...
6 Samsung washer/dryer units across 3 properties, all malfunctioning, all under warranty. We’ve called twice, reset breakers, still no tech. A rep pretended they couldn’t hear me. @SamsungUS this is unacceptable — we need a service technician NOW. @BestBuy this is your vendor.
rubbing one out to Tucker Carlson intellectually punching Ted Cruz in the dick repeatedly (repeatedly)
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Marjorie Greene: “Waving the Confederate flag doesn’t make me a racist.”
Me: “Of course not. Being a racist makes you wave the Confederate flag.”
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LA FOLLOWERS, A THREAD 🧵
Back during the George Floyd protests, I linked up with a West Philly Street Action Collective where I was able to be trained as a protest medic due to my Healthcare background. It's been 5 years but I learned SO much and here's what I remember:
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
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This meme is everywhere.
Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.
I am definitely annoyed but reluctantly impressed that Barbie summer led to brat summer led to Harvard US govt summer school summer. Regardless of these feelings, here we are
The Kesha lyric “wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” aged well. I also wake up in a prison (of late stage capitalism) wondering if the government or my own decisions are going to fuck me harder
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I would like to see half the negative energy you guys have for Blake Lively “not talking about domestic violence” towards Brad Pitt for actually committing domestic violence
