Colonel Fazackerly Butterworth-Toast bought an old castle complete with a ghost.

London
Joined January 2009
Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Luigi Mangione proving that in an age obsessed with ink, there’s an undeniable allure to bare skin.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Elon Musk is razing government departments to the ground. During his rampage, he's conveniently silent about the $15.4 billion in government contracts his companies have received. There's a fitting description for this: socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Appears the French aren't happy with our sh*t washing up on their beaches. "In the United Kingdom, this scandal that poisons the rivers. Privatised since Thatcher and the victim of under-investment, the sewer network is overflowing and waste water is flowing into the Channel and the North Sea."
💀💧 Au Royaume-Uni, ce scandale qui empoisonne les rivières Privatisé depuis Thatcher et victime de sous-investissements, le réseau d'égouts déborde allègrement et les eaux usées se déversent dans la Manche et la mer du Nord.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
DOGE is a trojan horse for Elon Musk to gut labor, consumer, and environmental protections. If he actually wanted to cut waste, he'd look at the massive tax loopholes, government contracts, and subsidies that benefit the wealthy and large corporations.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Keir Starmer scrapped Angela Rayner's plans to close the loophole allowing foreign billionaires like Elon Musk to bankroll UK political parties, following an intervention by a major Labour donor thetimes.com/article/3bb4e0e…
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
The worst people in the world.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
We all know Dominique Pelicot's name. Please meet Joel Le Scouarnec, another example of how much damage one man can wreck when one institutional failure after another conspire to protect him. bbc.com/news/articles/clyz0v…
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Nearly all terrorism in #Sweden is mostly done by white male fascists! So was even the case this time. White male,35 year, military clothes with weapon licence #svpol #uk #eu #svpolitik #risbergska (with all hate migrants get in sweden the police should tell this immediately)
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
On Data Purge Eve, many people stayed up late to save the CDC website. @charles_gaba downloaded the whole thing. 👑 A group of us are working to make these preserved data an accessible & publicly available resource. More to come, but get started here 👇🏻 acasignups.net/25/02/02/llin…
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
5/5 “I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn’t know it was going to be this bad,” Rasmussen says. “It’s like a data apocalypse.”' science.org/content/article/…
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
1/5 I've no words. This is truly devastating: '“All of the data for HIV is gone. Normally there’s a menu for medical professionals,” but that has disappeared, says Angela Rasmussen, a virologist at the University of Saskatchewan who says she was up until 2 a.m.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Awkward!
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
I think stopping all sales of Lego to the USA is a beautifully creative idea
15% of American adults take or have taken Ozempic. Denmark is considering blocking all sales to America - as well as Lego and access to Maersk shipping - which accounts for 15% of global shipping. Surprisingly good leverage for a small little country.
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Tweet of the day
Whenever Candlemas is described as the Feast of the Presentation, I imagine Simeon doing an awkward PowerPoint for Temple HR
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
NEW: Hannah is my ex-step daughter. And when I was in middle of my Cambridge Analytica investigation, she had a stalker. Stalkers. A whole cast of characters making her life hell. In 2021, I approached the BBC: could we try & nail the perpetrator(s)? 1/ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Elon Musk is rapidly becoming the largest spreader of disinformation in human history, hijacking political debates in the process. The EU must take action!
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Colonel F Butterworth-Toast @fbtoast@mstdn.social retweeted
Hello @Keir_Starmer I hope you’re having a good start to Christmas . I didn’t know who else to write to so I’m hoping you can help . Please make some calls & get this poor woman out of prison for Christmas . This doesn’t reflect well on the UK . Thanks #loveactually Please RT @DavidLammy @AngelaRayner @Ed_Miliband
🚨 BREAKING: GAIE RECALLED TO PRISON FOR CHRISTMAS Gaie Delap, a 77 year old retired teacher, has been arrested and taken to a prison in Bristol after being told her wrists were too small for an electronic tag. She had been released from prison to serve the remainder of her sentence on tag, but the company claimed they did not have one that would fit her. Gaie was initially imprisoned for breaking a law that was drafted by an oil company funded think tank - The Policy Exchange. She took action in 2022 to demand an end to new oil and gas licences. This is now government policy.
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