Nobody does. He’s quiet and enjoys puzzles. But that still doesn’t mean you can tell anyone

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
Replying to @PoPville
I got excited and then remembered how old i am
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Thousands of North Carolina A&T students march back to campus after voting on the first day of early voting in North Carolina
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We spent a lot more time now talking about what is or isn't, or what should or shouldn't be, legal or not for what the government can do TO US, instead of debating what should be legal or not for us to do in society. That's disturbing
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It just dawned on me that I think could use a spoon rest. Had always just assumed they were the most unnecessary kitchen accessories that were only invented for pottery classes
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I don’t recall Heath Shuler making a fuss when Daniels took 5 as his number in Washington
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I keep getting dangerously close to asking Alexa to turn off my kettle. I wonder what she'll say when I finally do
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Having to raise 10 issues on appeal made me stop to ask if maybe we were the crazy ones. So when the second question was which of the trial court’s errors did I think was most serious, I had to stop myself from grinning.
Just listened to this argument. This is some really shocking stuff (in particular the district court's decision).
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Just listened to this argument. This is some really shocking stuff (in particular the district court's decision).
Joined my @IJ colleague Jared McClain in San Francisco this morning for oral argument before the Ninth Circuit (screenshot of the argument below). We’re representing a group of property owners in Humboldt County, CA, who are facing massive fines imposed because other people allegedly grew marijuana on their property before they even bought it. Our clients Corrine and Doug Thomas, for instance, bought their dream home in the Humboldt County redwoods in 2021 after they lost their home in Los Angeles to wildfires. Six days after moving in, they got a notice from the County that they were subject to daily fines of $12,000 because the prior owners used an unpermitted structure to grow cannabis. The only way to stop the fines accruing would be to obtain a permit for the structure, but the County refuses to issue permits to properties accused of growing cannabis. Fines accrue for 90 days, leaving the Thomases owing over $1 million. The trial court dismissed the case because it sounds too crazy to be true. In the trial court’s view, the government just wouldn’t do something like that — so, rather than let the case proceed, he kicked us out of court at the very outset. Of course, that’s not how litigation is supposed to work. The sad truth is, sometimes the government does do crazy things (and this is one of those times). Courts can’t throw out constitutional cases just because they assume government is above reproach. That’s basic stuff. So, we appealed. Argument today went well — with the judges asking all the right questions.
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Today, I sent a letter to @MayorBowser expressing the critical need for the administration to put forward a refined plan to advance the #ConnecticutAvenue Multimodal #Safety Improvement Project, including its call for #protectedbikelanes: mattfruminward3.com/letter-m…
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Following the shooting at UNC the school paper made this the front page- it’s texts from students on campus during the shooting. It doesn’t have to be this way but Republicans in North Carolina have loosened gun laws.
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When I finally find my wedding ring amid my bag after soccer
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Talk about getting caught with your pants down…
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Does anyone else sometimes think about the water jug weight balancing scene with Sam and Willis in Die Hard with a Vengeance and feel it’s really important that you remember how it worked?
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Pascale's wager is so dumb. Like why aren't you more disturbed by the prospect that this is the only life you have to experience /live but you might spend it being scared by ghost stories conjectured from other flailing flesh balloons?
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
You were gonna riot anyway but now you have a good reason: FX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia returns 6.7 on FXX. Stream on Hulu.
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Kinda thinking about making my Os hat my everyday hat 😬 damn it feels good to hate the Yankees again
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CINNAMON! In my mother fucking cappuccino! Gross dude, gross
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Happy Mario Day, D.C. #MAR10
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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
Nothing like nullifying the will of the people and saying it’s what the voters want…
.@POTUS judged the DC crime bill on its merits. Like the DC Mayor, Police Chief, & US Attorney, he decided it was a bad bill b/c it cut sentences for violent crimes & gun possession. It's impt for D's to take crime seriously. Voters don't want to be told it's all in their heads
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