@fauxparse

I was a punk. I did ballet. what more can I say? 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

 Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa
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Joined April 2007
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help me fill this up. thanks @FimJishwick
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for a small fee, I will get a job at your friend’s software company and write them an RFC for rewriting the entire code base to use microservices
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Ed@ted_pen29 Dec 2023
a midwife? to me all wives are 10s
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Ana de Armas Updates@ArmasUpdates7 Nov 2023
Academy Award nominee & movie star Ana de Armas has unfollowed former IDF soldier and attempted actress Gal Gadot on Instagram
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I’ve been waiting so long to do this halloween name, what a shame twitter has died in the meantime, which actually is the most halloween thing of all 😞
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found out the production of wicked playing in Wellington at the moment isn’t paying their cast
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New Zealand devs: what are you using to send sms notifications? I’ve tried three services now and I can’t even get a test message through 😅
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corbin@mystrongwife14 Aug 2023
It’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world
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HOLD THE PRESS. I just found out about Fifteens, which is the closest I’ve ever seen to a non-NZ analogue for Lolly Cake: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fift…

Fifteens - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org
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a cool thing about the spanish women’s football team is that they have a defender called Paredes, which is just top-notch nominative determinism
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ickas
@ickasdev8 Aug 2023
Movie Maths, created by @simoncarryer and @fauxparse, is the most minimalist recommendation system to get a recommendation for a movie to watch. moviemaths.com
Movie Maths screenshot recommending based on Dune + Alien 3, the Stargate movie.

ALT Movie Maths screenshot recommending based on Dune + Alien 3, the Stargate movie.

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Gale Na@poisonjr31 Jul 2023
Waiter At Fusion Restaurant SHOCKED As White Guy Orders Food In Perfect Esperanto
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forgot what uber xl was called so I called it uber big & tall
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seeing a total of zero horses in the trailer for chevalier and getting flashbacks to “here is your sword: the weapon of a musketeer”
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in tonight’s jane austen improv show my favourite character was the shark on the dirt bike
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Fer Machado@fer_machado12328 Jul 2023
Beautiful (and simple) idea from WWF Germany. Credit to McCann Germany. Copy reads: “Protect our wildlife, before it’s too late.” @WWF
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a funny thing is that on my second to last night in Brisbane we went out and I met Chelsea who was wearing a hat that said “husband hunter”
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she said she made it because she didn’t want to engage with The Apps and that she was also thinking about a “wife hunter” version, for which our whole table had strong misgivings
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