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- we have you on camera signing it
- you don’t have me on camera signing it
** replay shows him signing it
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If Luigi had hit that CEO with an SUV he would be walking free right now
Kansas Mom Who Drove Truck Into Youth Soccer Game, Killing 2, Released Without Charges tmz.me/4dJYvlp
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People who think like this can't handle change. Breakups, of any form, are natural parts of life. Not everything is meant to exist forever. You can't be upset at everyday people for accepting the one thing that is constant: change and expiration.
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over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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You’re not allowed to say that any place sucks because a theoretical gay person lives there
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We could force astrology to be real by just doing brain surgery on newborns to give them traits that match their charts
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It’s people in Italy telling people to call ice on drag shows because a drag queen said they didn’t like Taylor swift mind you. They still don’t understand why people call them deranged racist.
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the reason chappell roan is so popular is that she's the first lesbian artist to be all three of these at once
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I have seen everything Nathan Fielder has made and I’ve never seen him dislike someone as strongly as that. And what’s crazy is if you haven’t seen the movie you don’t know who I’m talking about
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back in the romanticised 'golden age' of VS, if you walked for vs you weren't really respected in the modelling industry because it was a shopping mall brand. nostalgia kills progress because everyone has amnesia, it is literally never this serious
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Amanda calls this out seconds later. Watching her grapple with her responsibility as a storyteller was fascinating. Watching her interract with the real life cost of her work, & then proceed to portray her again, an example of our compulsion for stories, no matter their cost.






































