@faultsprophet

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 Ontario
Joined November 2025
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Replying to @josiahhughes
Nathan fielder skin in Fortnite would be so validating for alt comedy gamers
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Utterly chilling piece of audio
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Made you something, sister. Stay gorgeous. @CTilburyMakeup
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iPhone Alarm
Rowan@faultsprophetSep 23
The past few days have felt the iPhone alarm that plays during the exhibitionist cunnilingus scene in Marty Supreme
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Monday again. But not for much longer.
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I can only hope this is how I’m talked about behind closed doors
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Rowan retweeted
Morgan@halfhouradOct 19
And if you point out that a Bad Person is Ugly (and vice versa) you become the ultimate Good Person
Rowan@faultsprophetOct 19
It’s really fascinating that the greatest damnation the average 𝕏 Social Media & Breaking News user can muster up, about anyone, at any given time, is that they’re ugly. That’s the worst thing you can be. The second worst thing you can be is a Bad Person.
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It’s really fascinating that the greatest damnation the average 𝕏 Social Media & Breaking News user can muster up, about anyone, at any given time, is that they’re ugly. That’s the worst thing you can be. The second worst thing you can be is a Bad Person.
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Adapt manipulators be like “the source material never said that”.
𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz@Dread_BotlordOct 17
Elizabeth Holmes is very clearly an incredibly adapt manipulator however one of her primary tactics seems to be shackling herself to men that will absorb all culpability from her largely because they themselves are hyper control obsessed to the point of being predatory.
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It’s wordplay. It’s funny.
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Wait… you’re wearing a camo hat even though you live in the city? There must be something fascinating about you.
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Guy in Laserblast (1978) really lost the genetic lottery in a big way
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Good username idea I just had: Wire Broad. Like wire fraud. Unfortunately someone else has already had that idea. So it will stay in the planning stages.
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When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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Every time I go through my tweets I fall a little more in love with myself. Now I know how everyone else feels.
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Rowan retweeted
Morgan@halfhouradOct 18
Replying to @faultsprophet
🔥✍️👩🏻🔥✍️👩🏻us
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Hey @halfhourad can we engage in misogynistic ragebaiting as leftists? For my birthday? 😁
🥀anti-BURZUM aktion🥀@itsjolyneOct 18
like i can’t imagine involving myself in staged misogynistic ragebaiting as a leftist but get your bag i guess.
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Planet Hollywood could have a serious comeback as a slot machine or betting website
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I’ll never understand the gravity the term “narcissist” has among Non-Cluster B Folks. I’m sure when you call me that, you mean it as an insult, but to me, that’s my relative who looks strikingly like me, so I see why you’d make that mistake.
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The premise of so many horror movies is “What if you got brutalized?”. Obviously that’d suck, man.
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