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danica

@faultsbylies

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Joined August 2010
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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.@Lin_Manuel if Talarico wins Texas you can come back outside for 48 hours
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“smash changed my life” bitch me too
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Please
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all i'm learning from the ao3 dot life thing is a lot of yall are the reason i keep getting assigned company wide phishing trainings
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This is true. It’s required behavior.
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I just rewatched this the other day for the first time in years… oh how I love this woman…. #EdenEspinosa
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involve me
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one thing about tracie and eden they’re gonna smack some ass
nehir (@ohmyenchantress) profile picturenehir@ohmyenchantress11h
involve me
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you can't respect translators' wishes, you can't respect artists' wishes, you can't respect fic writers' wishes what even can you people do 😭😭
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I love them, your honor!
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look at how whimsical and jolly she is when her man isn't acting a fool for once ❤️
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save me middle-aged mojo. middle-aged mojo save me
Tracie Thoms and Eden Espinosa

ALT Tracie Thoms and Eden Espinosa

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they're kinda gay jlo and ben affleck in my mind. always in each other's orbits and this is their fourth time reconciling after breaking up, but nobody else does it for them or gets them like the other does and their friends just come to expect it at this point
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also oomf brought up the concept of maureen reuniting with a divorced joanne and i literally can't think of anything else now
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luz@vnbvrntNov 2
harold naming matrix while being in two of the films himself jfkssjsj he’s so real for this
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Four Favorites with Harold Perrineau and Corteon Moore on the 30th anniversary of Romeo + Juliet 💘 Harold Perrineau and Corteon Moore star in From, now streaming on @netflix.
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working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired
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when you leave your friends and their trauma behind to have crazy makeup sex - who's doing it like them, tell me
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them 🥹
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I’ll keep working on this
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last night when i was giving out candy there was a tiny little girl dressed up as a bee and she said "bzzzz trick or treat bzzzz" and then standing a bit further back were her parents watching over her dressed as beekeepers, so adorable
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i usually just say "trick or treat" first when they forget and then they say it back, but it's crazy how many times i had to do that last night
todd bonzalez (@doinkpatrol) profile picturetodd bonzalez@doinkpatrolNov 1
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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this is theeeee cutest shit i've ever seen i actually can't deal with it
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