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Joined May 2014
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Picasso ® retweeted
me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
Picasso ® retweeted
You guys better get a toy I’m so serious. Get these kids off iPads 2027
Toys R Us is opening 120 new stores across the U.S., marking its biggest expansion in nearly a decade after filing for bankruptcy.
The expansion comes following a surge in adults buying toys.
(people.com/toys-r-us-opening…)
Picasso ® retweeted
Yall bullied Joe buck and now we are stuck with one of the worst commentators of all time
Joe Davis
Joe Buck:
-classy
-hot wife
-parties with Kenny Chesney Alex Rodriguez and Vince Vaughn
-donated $5 million dollars to childrens hospitals in St Louis
-Nikki Glaser says he is “hilarious” and a “gentleman”
-crashed weddings in the 90s with John Hamm and Paul Rudd
-throws an afterparty in whatever city after every Monday Night Football game
-6 Super Bowls
-24 World Series
-219 playoff games
-the narrator of Millennials sports childhood
-finds the right words and delivers them like an articulate savage
When Joe Buck retires it’ll be a sad day for America.
If you’re not a fan of Joe Buck you’re not a fan of life.
Maybe don’t spend $50 on Trump tee shirts made on Etsy
Picasso ® retweeted
It is insane people are mad about this
Quick comedy lesson for the softies
The reason Arch (and millions of others) find the FAKE AI video of Sarkisian smacking Holly Rowe funny is the absurdity. A man smacking a woman is already absurd. Doing it on national TV during a postgame interview is even more absurd. That’s the whole point
Swap in a male reporter and it still works.. just a little less, because it’s slightly less absurd
And the most absurd part? It didn’t even happen. If it had actually happened, nobody would be laughing
Hope this helps