"Dearest Diary Brad Pitt wishes he could be half the man i am, he plays a hero in movies but i am one in real life yes i am"

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when nathan fielder had that antique shop open for 24 hours next to a bar so they could take advantage of the you break it you buy it policy nathan “you know that antique shop next door, they’re open 25 hours now” “24 hours, that’s weird” 😭
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BREAKING: Ukraine has carried out the first evacuation in history of a wounded soldier from the frontlines by an aerial drone
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巷で話題のセリアのおもちゃ買ってみた😆 梅ちゃん上手に収穫できました👏🏻👏🏻 かわいいっ!💕
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Draftkings has the worst customer support in the business. Customer service has been so outsourced to death that full A.I implementation will actually feel like a step up.
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This cat squeezed into a speaker and came out with a mouse!
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looked like prime Aaron Rodgers in that OT drive
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Pittsburgh Steelers seem to be really unorganized. The guy that called heads or tails for overtime seemed like he just sorta eeny meeny miny moed what end of the field they would get the ball.
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🚨BREAKING Exclusive🚨 - Never-before-seen Capitol CCTV video reveals that Brian Cole Jr. could not have been the J6 pipe b*mber. He is seen walking on the northwest side of the Capitol at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME as the real suspect was distributing devices on the southeast side of the Capitol. More information in the thread below. 🧵⬇️ **Video work by @accabbat (Armitas)** The video in the first comment below shows me and @KyleSeraphin breaking down and explaining exactly what you're seeing in this short video.
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常連さん
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AJ brown either has a case of the yips or has forgotten how to catch a football.
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Need to see this during All Star Weekend
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Shout N' Shoot II (1994) 📺
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favorite part of the street fighter movie was the kid next to me dribbling his basketball during the entire climax
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I won’t even be quiet about it no more. When I played in the NFL we all knew officials were rigging games certain ways. It happens at the college ranks. Last year when I put the NFL on blast about it they threatened to pull my pension. Fck em. The world deserves to know.
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Murió el padre Patricio Sánchez en plena misa en la iglesia Perpetuo Socorro de Guayaquil tras aplastarle la cabeza una enorme cruz. 👇 javieroliver.co/2026/10/trag…
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Jonathan Blows new game Order of the Sinking Star will make you feel dumb just like the rest of his games.
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dehydration. never again.
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🇨🇳 A free restaurant for stray cats has opened in China, and apparently, business is booming. The customers just keep coming.
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ok... uh so I'm making a game... it's like if GTA & Apple Maps v1 had a baby And that baby was a custom built engine that streams in OpenMapTiles (plus some other public domain mapping data) to render the entire earth as a playable open world game Engine is all C++ with Metal (and Vulcan) renderer - which means this thing runs on ALL Apple platforms... yes even that one (ok not the watch... yet) Right now it's just a sandbox world. No "game" - just layers and layers of systems. Earth scale procedural weather systems (rain, storms, clouds, wind, KpI, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc) which means you can see them coming from the distance and travel across the landscape in a timelapse. And every building has a procedurally generated interior. There's also tons of vehicles, skateboarding (with skateparks), snowboarding (with ski resorts & lifts) Also a photography mode with all sorts of fun goodies The whole thing is a bit mad. Work's been insane right now and I wind down before bed by going through all of the work Claude has done that day, playtesting, writing up new project plans, and then kicking off the next day's projects across my 3 Macs in my house wirring on this all day with Opus 5.5 (maybe save that explainer for another crazy person Twitter screed) Anyway, curious what you think. Now I can post my little updates here instead of blowing up all my group chats with the weird ideas I'm trying next.
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still cant believe Max Muncy swung at this
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