Father Don

It’s always darkest before the Don

Alright going viral was fun but back to regularly scheduled programming. To the 40 new people here, hope you like chow Red Rooster Pub Wilton, CT Score: 5.8 Texture not great, very soupy. Potatoes also a bit overcooked and soft. Made me ask for oyster crackers

BREAKING: Leaked texts between new Giants starting QB JJ McCarthy and teammate Jaxson Dart #NYG

Don’t try and ask me about my weekend plans at the end of the teams call. You’re getting hit with a “nothing going on” no matter what

Cleaning lady puts my things back where she found them challenge Difficulty: apparently impossible

Incline dumbbell pressing to Katy Perry

Time is not real in Knoxville. What timezone are we in? Nobody knows or cares. Make it up.

Gyms should be tiered based on strength so that people who are actually there to workout don’t have to share machines with people who don’t know what they are doing and haven’t made any progress in the past year

“I want what all men want, I just want it more.”

There might be no cortisol in Cape Cod

I’m not lactose intolerant I’m lactose dependent

Tried out the wired headphones at the gym to be trendy and I’d rather get brain damage than have to use these everyday

I hate loose ends

Y’all mind if I do a little fine dining after chest day?

I’m going drink for drink tonight with my shirt

Go ahead dude you can hit 10 sets of 5 on the fly machine fuck yeah take your sweet time

Just learned Spotify recently butchered their API with entirely unrealistic requirements for extended access making it impossible to scale as a small dev. There goes months of work on a solid idea, good stuff @Spotify !

Think I’ll just quit nicotine

you think men cows see utters and they are like oh YEAH