Long live the king

Instead of “Spurs haven’t won a game” it’ll be “Spurs have only won one game” across the media now

“Super daddy Davies”

I think players should man up and play through injuries like they used to. Fuck em, the lazy pussies

Media want you to think a game at Anfield is like a game at River Plate or Galatasaray. It’s light years away from that. #shhhhh

It’s a pity we didn’t have wall to wall coverage back when football was actually entertaining

Total career goals Solanke 147 Kudus. 70 Gallagher 26 Tonali. 15 Senesi. 15 Udogie. 10 Bergvall. 7 Van Hecke 6 Gray. 5 Savio. 5 Not surprising we can’t score

We’ll come out second half and be shot. Or Utd will be better. Or both

We weren’t spoiled when we had Kane and Son up top. That’s how it should be if you have aspirations. Obviously we don’t have aspirations anymore

All over them. We all know how this plays out

De Zerbi is the only person on planet earth who thinks Solanke is captain material.

It would be an added bonus to anything this season has to offer to see Leicester go down to league 2 and hopefully go bust

Does everyone just wake up Saturday morning and think “I know, let’s take the car for a drive round town” fuck right off

How have I been brainwashed into driving into a petrol station and thinking “wow, £1.67 is cheap for a squirt of unleaded” Fucking robbing cunts

We might be 19th by the time we play Utd 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Why was Steffan Freund already in the Hall of Fame and Chris Hughton wasn’t and secondly, why is Steffen Freund in the hall of fame?

Good. 3 weeks without shitty football. All that’s left is to ignore all you moaning cunts.

Benzema on a free anyone? 😬