Lauren 🐝

I don't know about you all but I'm looking forward to the Manchester derby in the Championship next season

Martinez needing to perform better and Martinez being absolutely right are not mutually exclusive btw

Can't believe all those times I confidently told blokes that I do understand the offside rule, turns out I don't have a clue

It was a definite red and Enzo Fernandez should be off too. Not for a foul, just because he exists

Kobbie Mainoo unbeaten at the World Cup btw

The only joke I'll make for the rest of the World Cup, promise

Football (is) bloody hell

Can't believe I have reached 'getting annoyed when a player dyes his hair before a final' years old. It happens to us all

Imagine Victor Lindelof (from the bench) being the only one of your entire squad to show any determination at all. Liquidate now @ManUtd

27 days til the Community Shield. Luke Shaw is fit. Mainoo is unreal. Rashford and Maguire have had a summer off. Licha and Garnacho into a final. Ruud on the coaching staff. Plenty to be happy about, really

Only 51 days til United are back

Pep willingly presenting himself for an interview to stand there and passive-aggressively shrug and pretend not to hear the question is the kind of shithousery I would love from my own manager but despise from anyone else

What are they doing in this interview. He's just won the FA Cup. Maybe talk about that. Christ.

What does Pep say here at 0:10? Lip-readers assemble

We need two more goals to win this imo 🥴