Had the best photo taken of me at the football that will ever be taken. It’s the haircut. The rest rest of me just comes along for the ride.

The misinformed “Canadian” (aka RuZZian) bots spamming replies to the PM encouraging people to vote in municipal elections and acting like he’s on a ballot today are hilarious.

Nobody asked what was coming out the chimney, eh?

Go vote! I’m not gonna lecture you on who to vote for, just go do your civic duty and turn up to the polling station.

Using Phonzie in the graphic instead of Stephen Eustaquio is wildly disrespectful to our Luso-Canadian king.

Of course Danielle and Dougie’s governments are opposed to any sort of restrictions on gambling ads. The two dumbest of provincial governments would rather expose vulnerable at risk gamblers than regulate a highly addictive problematic industry because the kickbacks are too good.

What a markdown on Maple The Moose™️ - 90% off!

Wait… hold up… a German is defending Russia’s westward expansion. Huh? This has to be disingenuous or Erich Honecker has risen from the grave.

Nothing says “elect me - a man of the people” more than sitting in the golds for a Leafs game. Gives that real salt of the earth kinda guy energy 🙄. Also besides the planted assistant behind him with the “authentic” deer in headlights reaction, everyone else is pretty lukewarm.

More nuts than a box of Roshen Київ Вечірній.

Dorsch to Michael Bradley at full time last night. We finally found ourselves a new Field Marshal to dictate how we take the field. #TFCLive

Bonjour-hi. #CanMNT

Phrasing it as “SPEAK CHINESE” - not Mandarin or Cantonese - tells me all I need to know. Oh and btw, I’m FIFTH generation Ukrainian-Canadian on my dad’s side (we came in 1893) and he spoke it passably enough to be ordained in the Ukrainian Church with a NFLD mom.